Ruby: -and then he just started taking bites out of it!
Nora: Yeah he did! Bossman Jaune locking it down!
Weiss: That’s disgusting! Barbaric!
Ruby: I know right! He’d do it whenever he found a deer, and he’d always ask me if I wanted it first like that’s normal!
Nora: I always ate Ren’s deer hearts...
Yang: Is this just a thing now? Was Vomit-Boy that weird when we were at school?
Blake: Wait- Where did Jaune grow up again? Do you know?
Ruby: Uhhh...Ansel? East of Vale? He’d go camping out in Anima though so he knew where to-
Blake: Hmmmm.... *Locking eyes with a giddy Nora*
Ruby: What? Does that matter?
Blake: Well in many regions of rural Sanus the heart goes to the youngest in the group to help them grow stronger.-
Ruby: I’m barely younger! And I don’t need a heart to g-
Blake: But on Anima, it’s a romantic gesture.
Weiss: It WHAT!?
Yang: Wha-ha-ha-hat?
Blake: It’s a confession, or if you want to be more literal, ‘I am asking permission to romantically pursue you’ it’s actually how Valentine’s Day started.
Weiss: How could that be considered romant-
Ruby: I was supposed to eat it!?
Yang: D’aaaw... poor Jauney, had his poor gross deer heart broken again...
Nora: You wish~~~
Weiss:...Ruby you didn’t-
Ruby: I didn’t even touch it!
Nora: Tell ‘em Blakey!
Blake: *Sighs* A rejection would have been tossing it on the ground, or even passing it on to another person, Ruby, you said he could have it every time?
Ruby: Y-Yeah, but I didn’t know any-
Nora: *Hyperactive Squealing*
Weiss: QUIET! Blake! What does that mean?
Blake: *Fidgeting with pages, looking away* Well, it varies, but-
Yang: WHAT’S IT!?
Blake:...’I am already yours’...
Nora: *Cheering*
Weiss & Yang: *Angry Stammering*
Ruby: *Panicking Rose Noises*
walking through remnant was a long and drawn-out process. especially when you didn’t pack rations before you set out. ruby would argue that she had a lot to think about before leaving but she knew she’d screwed up. she was taught to fight not to plan a caravan. luckily jaune knew how to hunt and process his kills, sure it was sad to kill a cute bunny or a gentle deer but hey they had to eat law of nature. she only cried a little the bad news was that jaune processed the kills while they were around. and seeing her crush bestie friend ripping the guts out of an animal before skinning it. she got a little sick to her stomach. Jaune: “okay, ruby you want the heart?” *still got his hands covered in the deer* Ruby: *kinda scared* “what?” Nora: *gasps* “Renny it’s happening!” Ren: *pleasantly surprised* “ahead of schedule as well, congratulations ruby” Ruby: “why am I being congratulated? what’s going on” Jaune: “the hearts something that can be eaten raw, I wanted to know if you wanted it” Ruby: “okay funny guys, really funny. you almost had me” *looks around* “you’re joking, right?” Jaune: “as serious as a heart attack” Nora: *gasps* Ren: *smiles happily* Ruby: “I couldn’t” jaune: “I don’t mind, you should have it” Ren: *shakes his head, still smiling* Nora: *pantomimes eating* Ruby: *panicking* “YOU EAT IT!” Nora: “ohmygodohmygodohmygod,” *grabs ren by the shirt and shakes him* “IT’S HAPPENING!” jaune: *shrugs and takes a bite out of the heart like an apple* Nora/Ren: *applauding* Ruby: *face pales* *softly to herself* “what the heck” ———————————————————————————————————– so fun fact about deer hearts they can be eaten raw. in vale the heart is traditionally given to the youngest member of the group to help them grow strong in minstral the heart is given to someone you care about and is seen as something romantic in the kingdoms, proper no one eats deer heart so three different things were happening during this story for Nora and ren, it was jaune giving a romantic gesture (a very major one) to ruby who then reciprocated (in a major way) basically announcing that they would be courting each other jaune made a kill and as a skilled hunter offered the best part to ruby who was the youngest as a gesture to show he cared about her. but she didn’t like deer heart so he ate it for her ruby just watched her … jaune, kill an animal rip its guts out through its butt cut off its skin then eat the heart out of it still raw after offering it to her
Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*
Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’
The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.
Pyrrha: Honey, you know that I love you, right?
Nora: Yes.
Pyrrha: And that I cherished our marriage at every waking moment of my life, right?
Nora: Yeah.
Pyrrha: And I wouldn’t trade you for nothing in this whole world no matter what.
Nora:....what’s this about?
Pyrrha, awkwardly: Well I love you and all but....I just wish you could find a different way to tell everyone that we’re adopting a kid. Because your way is.....there are better ways at telling people, sweetie.
Nora:......I don’t follow.
Pyrrha, blushing: Telling everyone that we’re planning on being milfs is a confusing way to say it.
Nora:......I still don’t follow.
Definitely Cinder ‘Scared of Vulnerability’ Fall.
Why not start basic. How/When do you imagine them meeting?
I mean there’s a couple ways I enjoy it. Thw first one I think quite a few people have mentioned this way already.
They could meet after the fall at some point.
Jaune finds out Neo really only wants revenge. She’s convinced by the group to join their side because really it is Cinder’s fault. She continues on her revenge thing for a while. Then comes these late evenings, where its just Neo and Jaune, they communicate, and he tries to get through to her that he has gone through the same thing. The only thing it managed to do is get him in a bad situation and someone he cares about hurt.
She’s stubborn though, and she only cared about one other person. It doesn’t get through to her. He doesn’t stop, to her annoyance. She keeps her distance from the group, but she slowly gets dragged in by them to hangout. She ends up hanging around JNR more, however it is still awkward.
They manage to get her to smile, not a smirk but a genuine smile. She starts noticing and denying how close she is getting with them, specifically Jaune. It’s when she notices one day that as they’re all walking together she skipped forward and latched onto Jaune’s arm. She doesn’t know how long she was holding it for, but when she realizes what she is doing she jerks away.
She goes back to her distancing again. Jaune gets the worst of it. This goes on for a bit as he attempts to figure out what happened. Sometime later in a battle, Neo is too eager for a fight, and it leads to Jaune getting knocked out of it. For the first time in a long while, Neo’s heart jumps out of fear. She can’t control herself as she finds her body running towards him and holding him.
It’s at that moment she realizes what Jaune was trying to convince her. When the fight is clear and over with she stays by him until he’s better. When he comes to Neo is there to greet him, and she’s so ecstatic he is alright. She jumps in his lap, and he groans of pain. She smile at that before getting angry at him for making her worry. The next thing she knows shes kissing him, hard, and finally admits to herself that she cares about someone else. She jumps off his lap afterwards, and leave the room with him in shock. If he wants her, he’s gonna have to stand up and get her.
The other way is just that they meet up when Neo was pretending to be a student during the festival. And I won’t go to big into detail on that.
But this blog exists in it’s own universe cause I probably will reference being at beacon a bit.
I like Suger Mama Salem as much as anyone, but surely the best sugar mama for Jaune would be Willow...Thoughts? Headcanons?
Yandere!Willow Schnee
It all started quite innocently.
Jaune needed money for training and equipment. Willow Schnee needed an extra pair of hands around her garden. Preferably, the kind that would listen to her orders instead of her husband’s.
Jaune did a good job tending to the Schnee matriarch. He wasn’t working to get into Jacques’ good graces or worm his way into a lofty SDC position through her.
Willow liked that very much.
Slowly, as she took more time to examine her servant boy in her more intoxicated hours, Willow started to fantasize about the young man. Not a true love, not at that point. But the idea of being caressed and loved passionately after so many years of drowning her sorrows certainly warmed her loins.
Jaune was surprised when, after half a year of working under Mrs. Schnee, he was gifted with a silver watch. A very expensive gift for someone like him. He tried to return it only to have Mrs. Schnee deny him that. When asked what he could do in exchange for it, she asked him one simple request.
“Please, call me Willow.”
We could return to Argus? It’s separate, but still has Atlas-tier defense.
Whitley said the carriers are going to transport the civilians in the crater to safety but like where is safety whitley??? Where are you sending them??? Explain, child.
Would Jaune even attack Oscar if Pyrrha survived though?
Most of Jaune’s animosity for Ozpin and his group seemed to come from Jaune reading the whole Maiden thing as a sort-of guilt-trip Pyrrha got stuck in.
I might be remembering wrong though.
I still firmly believe that Pyrrha would've come to adore Oscar if she'd lived long enough to meet him. I can picture her mothering him so badly, concerned about whether he's getting his vitamins and nutrients, or if he's getting enough sleep, or if he's homesick... *sigh* I miss her.
Oh, she definitely would be a member, if not the leader, of OPPS, dear anon. I wonder how would that work with Nora's personality? I've seen people viewing her as his "mom" or "sister" and I can't really choose which one is better XD
I think Pyrrha would also treat Oscar similarly to Jaune in v1-3 - provide mental support, train with him, protect if necessary etc. Not to mention Pyrrha being alive would change sooo many things. We can only speculate about what would go differently. And I can certainly picture Oscar looking up to her.
I miss Pyrrha too, dear anon. She was a sweet character and it would be fun to see her saving the world with her friends. Now the only thing we have left is letting her rest and move forward.
Winter, and maybe Emerald:
What would this be?
Dragontamer?
Trouble Students?
Study Hall?
Lesson Plan?
Yang: *Being Super Thirsty*
Jaune: I NEED AN ADULT!
Goodwitch: *Thirsty Milf* Yes?~
Jaune: Oh no! *Gets dragged off to Goodwitch’s office by Yang and Glynda*
Yang: Jaune’s team is kind of a hot mess huh Ruby?
Ruby: R-Right... They sure are weird Yang...
*Ruby proceeds to have a flashback of Team RNJR’s hot-spring trip*
yang: wait you all bathe together?
ren: it was nora's idea
nora: team bathing build character
jaune: shes not wrong