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He would cry.

And then he’d steal some of Weiss’ outfits and run off to take her spot at Beacon.

You know it would be so funny is IQ Weiss got back to atlas and suddenly became Jacques' favorite for being so horrible and callous. What will Whitley do then huh? Cry, I think.

Thoughts on Topaz?

Honest opinion: Looove them. They're so fucking awkward around each other at first, but Jaune's earnest goofiness makes Emerald laugh and leads to her opening up too, which leads to them developing the weirdest inside jokes imaginable.

Seems like the best way to put it.

Jaune is a pushover and a support-main.

He’s a Service Switch Himbo.

The guy is just happy to be there.

Jaune is whatever his partner wants him to be,

If they want him to be a top he's a top

If they want him to be a bottom he's a bottom

He'll put their needs before his own

Are you going to invent the Mudcrab Miraculous?

I have such a dumb idea for my MLB x Skyrim AU....help

In terms of how good their grades were at Beacon, the ranking for team RWBY from best to worst is as follows:

Yang

Weiss

Ruby

Blake

Yang above Weiss, you ask? It’s simple really. Weiss grew up with private tutors pretty much always available to her. Yang, on the other hand, learned how to study on her own to the point that she could make top marks without a ton of effort. Weiss studies intensively, so as to compensate for not having tutors. And it royally pisses Weiss off when after all that extra work, Yang still makes better grades than her. Yang just excels at self-taught stuff. She built a whole-ass motorcycle herself, for Brothers’ sake!

As for Ruby, she sorta has the same studying ability as her sister, but just doesn’t perform as well academically. She was solidly in B’s and C’s territory.

Blake is a little cheating shit gremlin. She will copy off of you. She will plagiarize. She doesn’t have much formal schooling at all, so it’s understandable. She might read a lot, but she reads solely for pleasure. She won’t read shit if it’s for an assignment. Her huntress training skills make up for it, and her team helping her with assignments keeps her head above C-level. She’s very intelligent, she just cannot be bothered with this stuck-up Human academia stuff, she’s here to learn to fight.

Test Scores: The first of many times Weiss was upset she couldn't top Yang.

SKFJDKSFKFHDKF

*Dread Knight Jaune appears, *

Yang: Well, we found Jaune, I think. Still planning on laying one on him?

Weiss: . . .

Yang: I’ll admit it might be tricky, but if you go grab some flowers-

Weiss: Yang, go get behind him.

Yang: What!?

Weiss: Quit talking and pull his arms behind his back. I need an opening.

Yang: To do what? We don’t wanna hurt-

Weiss: *Applying chap-stick*

Yang:

O.O

Yang: My big mouth...

Ruby, in the Ever After: Sooo... did you kiss Blake once you two reunited?

Yang: Nah, the moment just wasn’t right. Look, she could actually be my future wife. Our first kiss has to be amazing.

Ruby: Awe, that's so sweet!

Weiss: So you chickened out like a little bitch?

Jaune: So anyway, Arslan says she wants to come with us so that’s cool. Does anyone have anything to say about that?

Nora: Why does Arslan keep calling you ‘Snuggle-Cub’?

Jaune: Does anyone have any other questions?

Yang: Look at this view, guys. And no, I don't mean my fat, juicy a-

Jaune: (Pushes Yang off the cliff) Get out of my way! I can't see the view! (Looks out) Damn. That is a nice view.

Yang: (Mid-fall, Clicks her teeth) You know, he's a dead man.

Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*

Glynda: *Pales*

Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.

Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.

Kids this days

Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable

Glynda: What? What does that even mean?

Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.

Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?

Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~

Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!

Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.

Does this count as Cloak & Stagger approval?

I’d say/hope so.

Kdin smash or pass jaune

Fucking laughed at this

Yang: Jaune, your whole family is kinda badass.

Jaune: Ha ha. Yeah, I like to think so.

Yang: And I’m a badass...

Jaune: Well, yeah. That was never in question.

Yang: So I’m gonna be in your family!

Jaune: You’re gonna- Yang that’s not how that works.

Mama Arc: *From the other room* It’s how I ended up here!

Headcanon. Yang likes stories so she'll jaune tell her stories about his great grandfather and other arc stories

"That dog stole my shoes..."

What is she thinking about?

Pyrrha: *Hearing Yang*

Aura

Ruby: where is aura store?

Ren: the soul

Jaune: the heart!

Yang: the balls

Blake: *Watching from the closet* Damn that's a good line...

Yang: fuck me gently

Jaune: no. I will give you what you deserve

If you use the beta editor you can highlight it and use the paintbucket to color it, there's not a lot of options though. I think you can use hex values if you edit in HTML, but it just seemed like a pain so I never bothered.

how the fuck do you color the text??

Cinder still has RWBY and JNPR’s numbers from Undercover Beacon Time. Along with anyone else she talked to.

She says it’s for Intel or whatever but she really just likes having a bigger list of people she ‘knows’.

She may or may not have stolen Oscar’s number while Hazel was pummeling him.

Dorky unprompted pic taking cinder really shows a part of her genuinely thinks she has made connections to people. Lol a real relatable moment for Cinder would be for her to go through her contacts and she there's only like 4 and a half people there

Watts refuses to give her his contact info so she gets it from Hazel and the Contact photo is just a pic of the back of his head because tried to be discreet

Hazel gave Cinder his contact info and his contact photo is him given her a genuine smile and Cinder is spiraling

Tyrian stole her scroll and added his number and the contact photo is a selfie he took and Cinder finds out about it the following day

Emerald and Mercy share a contact because the only one who picks up is Emerald

And Salems contact photo has a bunch of Instagram filters making her look reverent as hell if the contact name is Salem with a crossed out Mom beside it

Bonus Contact names

Watts- Stinky Atlesian long man

Tyrian- Salem Favorite (Tyrian made this his name and somehow locked it in so she can't change it.)

Hazel- Tree Dad

Emerald and Mercury- Those two gremlins

cinder has never had a scroll when she was young, let alone anyone to put into her contacts, so she’s making sure now that she has everyone in there, whether they want it or not.

the pics are mandatory. she’s not just going to have some generic picture there, that’s absurd.

Topaz is Jaune and Emerald.

Don’t worry about it, I forget them too if I’m not constantly seeing people use the names.

Ghost Pyrrha reacting to sudden post-whale Topaz developing?

What’s topaz again? Still bad at Remembering all the ship names...

Neo would ask for a sip and then drink Jaune’s entire milkshake.

For some reason this is the thought that came to me when I read this idea.

Same Energy(?)

Neo is actually a brilliant little shit because this way she gets the best of both worlds without lifting a finger. Blackmail Cinder into getting her revenge on Ruby then keep the relic and get her originally planned revenge on Cinder without having to do anything at all

This... This looks right...

Blake’s outfit really got on my nerves and after like year I finally decided to let me just....redesign it for shits & giggles.

Explanation: So I wanted to stick to the rules of RWBY & make her outfit consistent with using her Volume 1 outfit as an example.

So in volume 1 she has this French allude inspire coat with sharp ends & I wanted to keep that part of the look but long & with fur edges. I actually do like how Ein Lee made made the inside of the coat purple & I wanted to keep that.

The next part is her catsuit. So in volume one, she’s wearing white shorts with zippers & a white crop top. I decided that since the coat covers the upper part the cat suit her legs really need to stick out against it & since it’s basically her shorts, but longer I decided to keep it how it was, just make it white.

I kept the knee pads & her boots black because she’s the black character & needs more black. I’m also determine to remind people know that her secondary color is purple not white. White is her third color. Which is why I kept the purple of Einlee’s design of Blake’s shoes into my own. I also made her fur that ugly manve purple she was wearing in volume 4 through 6. The grays and the gold ARE an accent color to her. (The gray in Ein Lee’s design should have never taken up so much of it like girl wtf.) So I tried to minimize it by just leaving it at the zippers. However since she’s dating Yang now I guess I wanted to add more gold/yellow to her outfit. The gold chain on her back though is suppose to represent Sun since both Yang & Sun came in & change Blake’s life for the better. Also I left the belt white because I didn’t want her back to look completely back. But yeah.

In a perfect AU, Blake cuts her hair during her fight with Adam. Not during the Atlas montage or whatever.

That’s probably accurate and its a great thing. But I just keep getting distracted by how weird the modeling for Emerald’s hair looks from this angle.

Purple is the colour combination of Red and Blue, and from what we’ve seen from Ren’s semblance red petals are anger and blue petals are sadness

Guilt is like a mix of that. Sadness about the hurt caused, and anger/frustration at yourself for what you did

Savage Jaune AU

Jaune: Dammit Cardin I can’t even tell what you’re doing! I guess I know how your girlfriend feels!

Cardin: *Punching harder* Shut! Up! Arc! *Cardin’s hand lets out a cracking sound, drops Jaune* AAAHH!

Jaune: Don‘t worry about it man. I’m sure there are some guys who can’t last longer than you, somewhere...

Cardin: *Holding his now broken hand* Grrrahhhhh!

Reminder jaune took a beating from cardin and smiled.

I feel like I need to say this, as I've seen some concerning fandom purity bullshit crossing my dash.

This blog is unapologetically pro AO3.

I support them and all they do, may they continue to do it for decades to come.

Dumb headcanon I’ve mentioned before: I always assumed Huntresses would use those arm implants that last for years at a time. Because, you know, super strength could break latex and they’d possibly be spending long amounts of time out of cities with assured medical supply.

What kind of protection do they use? Condom? Pill? Other hole?

Welcome back guys, gals, and nb pals to another episode of 

Sexual Wellness with Riza Today’s topic: Contraception

No method is completely free of risk, and they all have their drawbacks. But please remember to always use at least two forms of protection! 

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To answer the ask:  They both walk around with shields as their primary weapons, they each bring their own protection. Neo takes birth control and Jaune uses condoms. (Assuming they’re both Cis-gender. I’m not against either trans head-cannons)

I just wish they’d let you setup a default filter set, if I’m never going to care to read about “Some Pairing” or “Some Fandom” or any sort of taggable thing I wish you could set it once and have it default to being in that slot, even better if you can then remove it just as easily as a one-time thing.

I know about Tuff’s userscript but I’d rather it tie to my account.

Setting a default language or languages would also be nice.

The only thing I want from ao3 is primary and secondary categories for ship tags and a "read more" type deal for the tags so they aren't all on display at once.

I just want to be able to find fics that are mainly about the ship I'm interested in, while being able to scroll past the smut fics tagged with every kink under the sun in a timely manner. Is that really too much to ask?

Winter: Sister, do you realize what you’re doing?

Weiss: Yeah, I’m winning.

Winter: Winning? At what?

Weiss: Life.

I know Whiteknight doesn’t work in V1-3 because it flies in the face of Jaune’s and Weiss’s developments, but you have to consider that’s when it’d be funniest. They’re both at peak dumbass when they’re at Beacon.

Like, Weiss announces to everyone that they’re dating, and Jaune is just as shocked as their friends. He wakes up every morning wondering how the hell he got a girl like Weiss to fall for him because he has no idea, and frankly, Weiss doesn’t either. His pickup lines are terrible and his dad’s advice made it worse every time he used it. Nonetheless he’s thrilled! His dating experiencing is zilch but that’s not going to stop him from shipping a new type of flower to Weiss’s dorm every single day. Weiss tells him to knock it off and then delicately places it into a pitcher that’s becoming too small very quickly.

The whole time Weiss is desperately trying to keep up her reputation because she’s convinced she’ll become a laughing stock, but she won’t tolerate anyone bullying Jaune. She’s blabbing “Yeah I took pity on him, it’s probably not going to last past the month” then Cardin shit-talks Jaune and she’s like “how dare you, I will buy your parents’ house and evict your family if you don’t apologize.” Originally she wanted to keep it a secret, but the very next day Yang comments that they’re bickering like a married couple and Weiss blurts out “How did you find out?!” in the middle of the cafeteria.

And poor Pyrrha is on the sideline going “I’m… happy for you. Haha. Yeah…”

Apparently according to The Grimm Campaign (I haven't watched it yet) Qrow is exactly that, he’s a well known, celebrity Huntsman.

I’ve seen a few people on here justify people not recognizing him on sight by comparing him to Tony Hawk, you know the name but not the face, or you don’t recognize him unless he’s doing Hunter stuff.

Glynda should have equivalent levels of fame, even if she’d realistically be known more for being Deputy Headmistress of Beacon.

Other than that, it’d have to be filed under ‘when would they talk about that’ like @pugsanity brought up. Like, how often do you just talk about famous people with the people you hang out or live with?

I find it weird that there aren't any celebrities in RWBY.

Sure, Pyrrha was a known fighter but only Weiss knew about her because she cares about upper class/talented people.

Where are all the famous singers and writers? Surely someone wrote Blake's favorite books.And why don't more people document Grimm species? The only memorable book that talks in detail about that is the one about the apathy, and that was just a farm log record.

There should be tons of famous authors that are/were famous hunters, yet we have no records of their specific adventures.

And what about music bands? You're telling me there aren't any huntsmen/singer idol groups out there? Team SSSN would make a great boyband!

Its like anyone that's influential/important is either a criminal, in the military, or a politician, and any form of artistry is relegated to "common" people and not talked about.

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

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Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

Hammer Knight: Elm reacting to Adrian, and the Cotta-Arcs reacting to meeting Elm.

Elm: BAAABY! *PICKS UP ADRIAN*

Adrian: *BABY GOOS*

Terrra:...

Saph: uum jaune?

Jaune: shes good with babies

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

Great as always, now I've got a sudden need to see Elm blushing in a wedding dress.

How about some Elm × Jaune?

(sure)

Elm Ederne was not a woman Jaune would have thought he ended up dating.

He didn’t mind at all, though.

Elm was a giant of a woman, strong as hell and quite feisty. She didn’t hesitate to ask him out when he caught her interest and then drag him into an unusual wrestling date.

Those who said not to have sex on the first date never met Elm, who went with the flow and simply snuck into the showers after the two of them getting sweaty.

Which was where jaune discovered something rather adorable of the usually tough woman.

Once in the afterglow, she became a cuddly teddy bear, desiring affection and kisses, turning any consequent rounds into a mellow, loving and slower affair.

Which brough them to now. Jaune had just finished turning Elm into her cuddle bug self, thoroughly enjoying her huge and soft body against his own. It was always a refreshing change whenever her Nora-esque demeanor gave way to this.

“ready for another round?” It was not really an ask; he knew she was up for it. Though, just as she rolled over, letting him be on top and greeting him with a loving smile, the door burst open.

“For fucks sake, you two!” Vine snarled. “It’s been two hours now! Get the fuck to sleep!”