I Refuse To Call This Trio Anything But ‘Stoplight’.

Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.

Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*

Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.

Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...

Blake: *Recording with her scroll*

Nora: *Visibly pleased*

Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*

Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*

Yang:...Fuck.

Yang: (kisses jaune)

Jaune:...

Yang:...no one will ever believe you

Pyrrha: *Hearing Yang*

Aura

Ruby: where is aura store?

Ren: the soul

Jaune: the heart!

Yang: the balls

This, but they get them switched when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

No one tells them.

dragonslayer wearing shirts that say

im the himbo. im the bimbo

She could just sit on his shoulders and use him as a sniping perch.

Put Jaune and Ruby’s marketing poses together because Lancaster Rights 😌

You say that like she wouldn’t enable Arkos at every possible step.

Pyrrha’s champion-level thirst is probably the main reason Glynda wouldn’t send her clumsy, fraudulent, brother straight home.

That and/or spite, if their parents said they were training Jaune when they weren’t.

Glynda as the good older secret sister of Jaune she makes sure that any girl that has a crush on her baby brother are up to her standard to make her an aunt

oh god. no one would be good enough

Why did she pick a ribbon over this!? They all look so fucking good.

Love how you can just add the respective missing hat to any one of Blake’s outfits to instantly demonstrate which type of formal menswear inspired it.

I always thought Cinder's 'tournament outfit' was underappreciated for how simple it was.

You mean Enby!Cinder outfit that makes me gay panic because Cinder pretty but wears a more masc outfit that she usually does?? Yes yes, very underappreciated indeed (we need more fanart of her in this outfit hhhhhhhhh)

Blake has definitely written an Arkos confession scene, and given it to Pyrrha to encourage her to go through with it. In her own cringy weeb way.

Blake likes to write erotica fanfic

If only there was someone around who could help heal serious wounds...

Boy, is that a dated reference...

You gotta admit, the ponytail is very cute compared to her more business first bun. But I am genuinely concerned about her gaining robot parts like Ironwood.

We thought Arcs just fucked that hard, but it turns out that it’s being a Maiden that makes you hyper-fertile.

That’s the real reason Raven had to leave Patch, she found out that she could get laid or get magical but both was too dangerous. She had to leave to avoid all Taiyang temptation and live in the woods.

How else do you think Salem had four kids one after another. None of them look like they’re the same age but they look really close in age.

Magic Chicks man, gotta be careful.

What if now hear me out on this one Jaune’s mom is the summer maiden

Jaune: Guys! This is a terrible idea!

Nora: Oh come on Jauney, it’s not that bad.

Ruby: Yeah! We just have to go visit your mom, ask her to open up vault down in Vacuo, grab the relic, and then we’re on our way to kicking Salem’s butt once and for all!

Jaune: *Twitches nervously* L-Like I said, terrible idea!

Weiss: What’s got you so agitated, Arc?

Yang: Yeah. You kinda look like Blake does when a new smut book is coming soon, but only she can’t get it fast enough. So her whole body does that funny twitchy thing from time to time.

Blake: *Shoots her friend an unimpressed glare*

Jaune: I... may have....not told my family we were coming?

Weiss: *Sighs and pulls out her phone* Well then give them a call. We don’t want to be rude and drop by unannounced. Besides, we’re almost there. I can almost see your hou-

Jaune: *Looking more and more distressed by the second*

Blake: Jaune. When’s the last time you talked to your mother?

Jaune: B-Before Beacon?

Weiss: S-So she doesn’t know about ANYTHING?! You never once thought to call her and tell her you were ok? Wether during school, the festival, or after the fall of Beacon!?

Jaune: N-No?!

Blake: Wow.

Yang: You are so dead.

Ruby: *Patting Jaune’s arm sympathetically* D-Dont worry, I’m sure it won’t be that ba-

*Ruby’s words came to an abrupt end when a flying, magic infused slipper, rocketed into Jaune’s face*

Juniper Arc: JAUNE ARC! Do you have any idea how worried sick I’ve been! To think that my own son, my baby boy, would sneak off and join a monster fighting school without so much as a word good bye!? To not hear from him for MONTHS! Not until the Vital Festival! And then to watch him fight for his life on NATIONAL TV, as waves and waves of grimms came for him and all his little friends! I was absolutely terrified! And do I get a single call afterwards to let me know if my son had survived? Do I? NO! I don’t! I don’t hear a single word from you. Not until your sister, Bless Saphron’s heart, takes pitty on your old lady of a mother and tells me that you are ok and healthy and on your way here. HERE!! Without so much as a TEXT from you! So?! What do you have to say for yourself young man!?

Jaune:

Ren: Uh, Mrs Arc?

Juniper: Juniper.

Pyrrha: Um, Miss Juniper. I.... I think- *Holds up a fluffy bunny slipper* I think your slipper knocked him out?

Juniper: *Sighs angrily* That boy, honestly! Can you all be a dear and drag my son’s sorry carcass back inside. I’ll whip you all up some hot food and drinks while we wait for Mr lazy bones to wake back up again. Come along girls.

*Yang and Nora shrug and carry Jaune towards the large house between the two of them*

(I loved this random idea very much! It’s was very creative and sporadic! 😁)