Latest Posts by secov1 - Page 3

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Don't do that.

Steve: What?

Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Steve: ...

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Okay.

Billy: you look like my first husband

Steve: …

Steve: billy, none of us have even graduated from high school, you aren’t married

Billy: no, not yet

Steve:

Billy:

Steve: OH

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dustin: tell him “you have beautiful eyes” 

steve looking at billy: i have beautiful eyes 

billy: you do steve: thanks

dustin:

Richie: one year ago today, I married my best friend

Richie: Eddie is still mad about it but Bill and I were totally drunk and thought it was funny so

Eddie: if you were part of the solar system, you’d be the sun. Because even in the dark you still seem to shine.

Richie: you’d be Pluto because you’re so fucking small

Richie: *throwing rocks at Eddie’s window*

Eddie: You have a phone for a reason!

Richie’s phone: *thump*

Eddie: Did you just throw your FUCKING PHONE!

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

Policeman: Please state your names.

Eddie: Don’t tell him, Richie.

Policeman: *writing down* Richie.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Richie: Nice job, Eddie.

Policeman: Richie and Eddie.

Richie: Fuck.

Richie holding a fake gun up to Eddies head: what are your last words ?!

Eddie: do it pussy

Richie: *talking to Eddie* Well hello there, you’re looking very

Richie: *seductively takes of glasses*

Richie: Blurry.

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Richie screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” after Beverly jumps into the quarry is my constant mood.

Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

Steve: I hate you!

Billy: I hate me more!

Steve: …

Billy: …

Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,

Billy: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Max: I’m telling Steve.

Billy: (softly) No, wait.

im sobbing i can’t believe this is real

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

Thor, impersonating the cowboy he saw on the midgardian cartoon: there’s a snake in my boot!

Loki, peering out of Thor’s boot: relax bitch it’s me

Thor:

Thor: what the he-

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - dir. Joe Johnston

I loved you first.

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

p. vallejo

Deadpool totally would do it 

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

Watched Spiderman into the Spiderverse last night, loved it, and made a meme for it.

Anne: Don't let Eddie fool you, he's not scary. He used to do ballet.

Venom: No way.

Eddie: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

Bucky was insulting him, you know, flirting.

(Based on a scene from Brooklyn 9-9)