Billy: I DO WHAT I WANT!

kim possible came out in 2002??

Policeman: Please state your names.

Eddie: Don’t tell him, Richie.

Policeman: *writing down* Richie.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Richie: Nice job, Eddie.

Policeman: Richie and Eddie.

Richie: Fuck.

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

I feel u Levi.

Person A: B, I will support every decision you’ll make

Person B: So can I murder-

Person A: I will support every decision you’ll make - except that one

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Someone stop me

my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her

a few months later I won this particular argument

thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean

SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH