Could You Imagine Steve Doing This Type Of Thing To Billy.

Billy: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Max: I’m telling Steve.

Billy: (softly) No, wait.

Eddie: you know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but no one ever taught you to shut your piehole

Richie:

Richie: you think I’m cute?

Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Policeman: Please state your names.

Eddie: Don’t tell him, Richie.

Policeman: *writing down* Richie.

Eddie: Oh shit.

Richie: Nice job, Eddie.

Policeman: Richie and Eddie.

Richie: Fuck.

Marvel References

tony: who the fuck are you?

deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.

deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch

Or

tony: Who the fuck are you?

deadpool: I’m Batman

Or

Tony: who the fuck are you?

Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

Drax: WHY the fuck are you?

lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?

keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that

lance: what’s the reason?

keith: i’m gay

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t remember what pet names Billy calls Steve in canon and which ones come from fanon.

Like I was reading a fic last night and thought, “Did Billy actually call Steve princess or did we make that up?”