Fez: Putting 'uwu' At The End Of A Sentence Makes The Sentence Cute And Unharmful.

honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.

draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]

ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...

So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?

Well do I have news for you…

me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all

Harry: Where are you going?

Draco: Depends.

Draco: Like when I die, probably to hell.

Draco: But for now I’m going to the bathroom.

Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.

my chemical romance academia.

im sorry but im absolutely losing my mind over this exchange

someone: hey can i get your number?

kageyama, confused: 9

On days Harry drinks a bit too much

Harry: *drunk* M-MaLFOY!

Draco: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Harry? Yeah?

Harry: *glares* y-you...YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE

Draco: *stares* Harry, you should go to bed

Harry: Malfoyy how th E HELL did you LSYTHERIN get into my HOUSE

Draco: Harry, love, we've been married for the past seven years.

Harry: *gasps in shock*