Bucky Was Insulting Him, You Know, Flirting.

Billy: hey babe ... happy 1 year

Steve:

Steve: i'm 18

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Harry: ugh I hardly slept last night

Hermione: you know when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you

Harry: who the hell is thinking about me at 2 am???

Draco: [sweats nervously]

Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?

Harry: tuesday.

Ravenclaw: *sitting and listening to the rain* I like the rain, it's peaceful.

Slytherin: It'll help clean up a murder.

Ravenclaw: You wouldn't need the rain to clean up after you if you used an icicle as the murder weapon.

Hufflepuff: What is wrong with the both of you?

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Person A: Wake up B! We’re going on an adventure!

Person B: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep

Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)

Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?

Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.

Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?

Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?