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Day 9 - Something ridiculously badass Rosa Diaz is love
harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??
draco :
Harry: ugh I hardly slept last night
Hermione: you know when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you
Harry: who the hell is thinking about me at 2 am???
Draco: [sweats nervously]
Is that Ron, Hermione, Draco and Harry? They even have the same character 🤔
*draco and harry arguing*
Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now
Harry: *takes his glasses off*
Guess who just watched Grease, Geek Charming and Breakfast club, and is practically overflowing in Drarry ideas.
things you can overhear when Harry is teaching Draco how to cook
Draco: I made a conscious decision to use less salt this time.
Harry: …
Draco: I wanted it to be more healthy.
Harry: …
Draco: it didn’t taste as good.
Harry: Yeah, you always were a salty bitch.
***wooden spoon clatters against the wall near Harry’s head***
Same energy
kim possible came out in 2002??
Chat, patroling with his blue scarf cause its cold: hi m’lady
Ladybug: wtf are you doing with Adrien’s scarf that i made?
Chat: wait what?
Ladybug: a-adrien?
Chat:
Chat: .. dad?
Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg
James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead
Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?
James: Nah kidding
Harry: Oh
James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good
Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
okay but you're all forgetting the original Red and Blue Gays
Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
Eliot: yeah they are
Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?
Eliot: *blushes* who
Quentin: Fillory.
The Magicians + HIMYM quotes | (insp.)
I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo
are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise
JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.
Fanfic:
Me: hmmmm
Fanfic:
Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter
Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?
Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?
Pansy: He's your husband
Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him
A: *does something cute*
B: I don't care.
Narrator: But he did care.
Harry: DO YA REMEMBER
Draco:
The Weasleys:
The Malfoys:
Draco, confused: What?... Harry we're in the middle of our vows-
Hermione, unable to contain herself: THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
Dudley:who is Cedric?
Dudley:Your boyfriend?
Draco:
The Very Potter Musical Trilogy
if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.
look at voldemort
also umbridge
Lucius is fabulous
and oh my god snape
and everyone loves harry
then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar
but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT
and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever
WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY
AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM
It’s totally awesome
the avengers’ favorite musicals:
tony stark: heathers
steve rogers: hamilton
bucky barnes: book of mormon
clint barton: be more chill
bruce banner: dear evan hansen
natasha romanoff: les miserables
thor: grease
loki: wicked
peter parker: a very potter musical
you: the cursed child
me, an intellectual: a very potter musical
Newt: Hogwarts
Queenie: Ilvermorny
me, an intellectual: Pigfarts
