Thor, Impersonating The Cowboy He Saw On The Midgardian Cartoon: There’s A Snake In My Boot!

Steve: Thanos really hates us

Bucky: yah maybe he’s homophobic

Steve: we’re not gay

Bucky: we’re not?

Steve: I hate you!

Billy: I hate me more!

Steve: …

Billy: …

Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,

Dudley:who is Cedric?

Dudley:Your boyfriend?

Draco:

*Covers Harry’s eyes*

Draco: Guess who? He’s gorgeous and adorable

Draco: And he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

Fanfic: 

Me: hmmmm

Fanfic: 

Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter

Eren Yeager || Chapter 74