CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - Dir. Joe Johnston

I need a proper internet connection tbh. :/

Fez: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Kelso: I wanna pet puppies uwu

Jackie: I love you uwu

Donna: I just got food uwu

Hyde: I'll fucking murder you uwu

Eric: Please don't do that uwu

Hyde: No promises uwu

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?

Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?

Pansy: He's your husband

Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him

Max: i know you like my brother, Steve

Steve, internally: play dumb

Steve: who’s Steve?

Steve, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!!

pansy: when you answer the phone, what do you say?

blaise: what up?

ron: who this be?

draco: no, he’s dead to me. this is his son

harry: draco no

Deadpool totally would do it 

I’m like 97% sure that Q, Eliot and Margo

are actually Miguel, Tulio and Chel from Road to El Dorato and you cannot convince me otherwise

He Went From “Hello Sir, It’s Nice To Finally Meet You” To “Ya Daughter Calls Me Daddy Too”

Someone: Billy Hargrove is the absolutely worst-

dacre montgomery jumping through a window, running through a wall and tearing off the door: I have a 20 page essay and a Power Point to prove you wrong.