Policeman: Please State Your Names.

Erwin: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Levi: No, my boyfriend caught me.

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical

Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

Draco: alright we need to get through this locked door! Harry give me your credit card.

Harry giving it: okay

Draco, pocketing it: thanks. Now Hermione cast alahamora

they’re totally not holding hands…. totally.. 

draco & harry: [fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter]

ron: can i get a waffle... can i please get a waffle...

So uh… anyone remember this image floating around on the internet?

Well do I have news for you…

Steve: “Ooh, it’s kinda cold.”

Bucky: “Here, take my jacket.”

Steve: “I love you.”

Bucky: “God, we are such a… perfect couple.”

Tony: “I’m cold, too.”

Strange: “Well, damn, Stark. I can’t control the weather.”

Arguably one of the best lines ever featured on Glee

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