bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
Scenario 1
thank you very much for this @sheriffbuddy dance at the prom
me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing
me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair
Mhm Steve Hyde and Jackie are literally Steve and Billy from st. Their characters and I don’t know? style? They are like the same. And how Hyde called Jackie “doll” and Billy called Steve “princess” and “pretty boy”? I mean? I feel like if serial st was about 2019, Billy would TOTALLY call Steve on a date, cause this guy just hadn’t a chance to call a man on a date in 80s.
Person A: Wake up B! We’re going on an adventure!
Person B: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep
harry: *gets hurt*
draco: this is so sad alexa play despacito
Billy: *strums guitar* I love you bitch
Steve next to Dustin: oh my god
Billy: *strums* I ain’t never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch
im sorry but im absolutely losing my mind over this exchange