Jem: I Personally Don’t Think It’s Possible To Come Up With A Crazier Plan

Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan

Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus

Jem: I stand corrected

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Ty: Kit, please don’t pronounce “Hors D’oeuvres” as “horse divorce” ever again

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3 years ago

Will: I have a plan

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Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle

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4 years ago

Kit: *crying* You’ve failed me. I thought I could trust you. Once again, I’ve been left homeless. After all I’ve done for you!

Mina:

Jem:

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4 years ago

James (internally): I won't be awkward today.

Cordelia: Hey.

James: Good, thanks.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: I would walk through fire for the Merry Thieves!

Matthew: Well, not FIRE because it’s dangerous, but like a super humid room

Matthew: Not too humid because… you know, my hair

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4 years ago

Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.

James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!

Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.

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3 years ago

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

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4 years ago

Jem: Ok, Will, I know you mean well and everything, but please stop being a little bitch. We need to work together!

Will: Will do. But only if you take off your shirt for me.

Jem:

Jem: Weird flex but okay

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