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Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Okay, I'm going to say this once and for all,

Kit Herondale is canonically bisexual! He is attracted to both girls and boys.

If I see YET ANOTHER comment on "iT's nOt hIs GiRlfrIenD bUt bOyfrieNd!!" I'll scream.

It's possible that Kit may have a boyfriend that Tessa is unaware of, BUT it is also possible for Kit to have a girlfriend.

BUT CAN Y'ALL PLEASE STOP STRAIGHT-WASHING KIT OR HATING ON HIS POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND??

If this isn't biphobia, I don't know what is!

Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy

Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

valentine is so hateful like wth you tell your daughter that the love of her life is her bother like go to a psychiatrist man

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom

Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.

Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?

Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.

Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?

Alec: I do not.

Isabelle: HEY!

Clary: Take me with you.

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

Jace, a second later:

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

Tessa: You have really pretty eyes

Will, suspiciously: Thank you…?

Tessa: *leans in slowly*

Will: NO! You can’t have them!

Tessa:

Emma, holding Church: If you don’t kiss your cats on their soft little foreheads, what are you even doing?

Alec, looking at Chairman Meow: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic

If you ever feel happy, just remember that your favorite character probably hates you and will call you a whiny little bitch for crying over them ;)

Hands down my favorite thing about TDA and specifically QoAaD is how Clare said "y'all don't like my first MC? Here's what would have happened if she hadn't been around" and it's the actual apocalypse

Will, singing Welsh songs:

Ragnor:

Ragnor:

Ragnor: do you take any requests?

Will: oh sure!

Ragnor: Please stop

Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”

Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!

Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”

Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting

Will: Jem asked me what soup I was drinking and I didn't know what to say because I just poured orange juice into a bowl and drank it with a spoon

Tessa:

Lucie: Ok, you need to start telling me why-

Grace: It’s better if I don’t tell you

Lucie: Better for who? Cause I’m not loving it. Friends, we tell each other things. There’s an exchange of information, leading to intimacy.

Grace:

Lucie: OK. Sometimes, when I’ve run out of toilet paper, I use sliced bread to clean myself. If I run out of that, I use slices of ham. It’s like a poor man’s wet wipe. I’m sharing that with you.

Grace, horrified: I really wish you hadn’t

Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot

Also Jace: tf is a mango?

Jem, on the verge of tears: You bought me a present?

Kit: Oh, I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… Let's say I obtained.

Okay we all love Jem with a Violin but hear me out-

Jem Carstairs with a Guitar

When Jace said “I don’t want to be an adult, I want to be an angsty teenager” I fucking felt that.

Jem, to the fire alarm: How could you be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took out your battery! How could you-

Fire Alarm: Beep

Jem: Don’t interrupt me

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

me reading cob for the first time: mmhm idk if i like these mcs

clary: *slaps jace for the 10%*

me: you had my interest… but you now you have my love little girl

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

This is still one of the best scenes from TLBOTW.

Malec literally being parents here. Alec is so proud and is about to cry over Jace's plans, and Magnus is just basically "You did good. It's just usually you're a reckless dummy."

The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99

Idk why I made this but enjoy ig

Matthew Fairchild:

Matthew Fairchild:

Isabelle lightwood:

Anna Lightwood:

Christopher lightwood: