I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square
Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians
Is Wii sports resort ok?
i dont trust people who play sports with a controller
Oh my god danny davito and optimus prime
Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
Ok I’m done being creepy for the day
Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.
Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
Me: *goes to friends house*
Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?
Me: where’s the pee sock
Friend: …
Me: …
Friend: I thought you’d never ask!
It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.
you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.
this is great, I love this website
Kinky
how exactly would you like to die, Pukicho?
Taking everyone else out with me
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
It toaded
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
I would enjoy a boof please… I’m lonely... also you might have hamburber but don‘t tell anyone
when in doubt just ask a dog
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
Fun fact! If you have any fear of anything, it will show up more times in your lifetime than the number of tumbleweeds in an old western movie!
Ask me anything! (Please I need to talk to someone)
It’s fukin 12:40 am and I have made a tumblr account and have been scrolling through for the past hour. I love this place