I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

Doctor strange and the multiverse of madness leaks

his pussy is frightening and the sex is creepy and strange

Dear tumblr, are you ok? Thanks

collection

at the wedding instead of catching a bouquet the women all put on these and brawl for who gets married next

hmmm

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

kate bush dressed as a nun, photographed by brian griffin (1982)

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now

WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?! WHO ATTACKED HER TO ENTER HER SECOND PHASE?!?! WE ALL AGREED, LET HER STAY IN HER FIRST PHASE WHERE SHE ONLY USES MELEE ATTACKS, NOW SHE’S GOING TO GO LONG RANGE ATTACKS WHILE STAYING AT A DISTANCE! WE’RE DOOMED!

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

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*scared Hamlet noises*