dracodrago138

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

When will you return to the Forest

When all factories are rubble

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I don’t know how pickup lines work but I know they don’t work like this… though I am flustered by your offer at such a noise making app, boy are my cheeks red, my golly gee wilikers you’re really getting me going now

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I am in tears

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

We don't blame them

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

why is there so much sexual tension in this pic

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose