SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
We don't blame them
Kinky
how exactly would you like to die, Pukicho?
Taking everyone else out with me
being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon
Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.
it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week