I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

Checking my analytics and I’m so very confused

Hey babygirl your head is so big

THIS! THIS IS WHY SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!

catholic pez

Ok I’m done being creepy for the day

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.

Count them, I dare you