I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

ITS TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY

mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

very scared of boobs because they remind me of the dark souls basilisks

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

Kinky

how exactly would you like to die, Pukicho?

Taking everyone else out with me

Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool