Oh My God Danny Davito And Optimus Prime

S T O P

They’re rallying troops

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

THIS! THIS IS WHY SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!

When you not one gender nor the other

They will break all the same

Tiny baby skink lizard.