I Think Next Thursday Is Gonna Be The Best Day Of My Entire Life Tbh

Me: *goes to friends house*

Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?

Me: where’s the pee sock

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: I thought you’d never ask!

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

walm

art

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

I am in tears

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I don’t know how pickup lines work but I know they don’t work like this… though I am flustered by your offer at such a noise making app, boy are my cheeks red, my golly gee wilikers you’re really getting me going now

Got really curious about salmon for some reason… btw salmon have different colored meat because of the different amounts of krill and other like animals they eat! the different blood is because of the Hämoglobin in their blood coming in contact with the oxygen rich substances in their bodies, making the blood a golden-brown color. And I couldnt find anything on the reason why they are like this but I’m happy with this!

Uhuh yeah mhm sure but can a snowfield play doom

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me