It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.
you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.
this is great, I love this website
ITS THE UNEDITED VERSION HOLY SHIT
imagine playing this but you just immediately start making out with the person
“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch
honestly my outlook on life
What do you do when you feel like you want to die
I simply imagine all the people who'd like it if I were dead. I'm not gonna let those fuckers win. I'll outlive this fucking planet if it looks at me the wrong way.
S T O P
im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"
Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™