It’s Fukin 12:40 Am And I Have Made A Tumblr Account And Have Been Scrolling Through For The Past Hour.

“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch

Is Wii sports resort ok?

i dont trust people who play sports with a controller

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

God, anyone who is happier than me should perish

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

walm

art

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

update:

you are not letting go of the spoon oh god oh fuck

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i accidentally made you out of expired food.

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

How did they get it in there without touching it?

it either gets you pregnant or it makes your penis hard