Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 8
why would you be pessimistic about the world when you could watch nausicaä?
i was made to do repetitive manual labour while telling stories to children, i yearn for butter churning and wood chopping and weaving.
"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.
save a spaceship, ride an astrophysisist
i’m not a “twink”, i’m a freak of nature
"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.
hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.
The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will
i have three seperate times now gotten a bit drunk and then explained hyper-carcinization. one of those times i had had 1 drink (granted i am quite small) and accidentally drew a porcelain crab without claws, felt like a carcinization fraud, and hunted down another porcelain crab drawing i had done to make sure i hadn't also forgotten claws on that one.
cant moan in pain anymore, because of woke. now a guy has to writhe silently
why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....
"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.
there's only one well written female character in supernatural and it's dean
i am going to get the cops called on me one day with the amount i climb in and out of my own window instead of using the front door
terrible news for the bitches who hate me, i got my blood test back and i officially don't have lead poisoning.
bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.
bitches hate me bc i enjoy a nice glass of cold milk. also unrelated but i might have lead poisoning.
"you need this app to get more data"
" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"
"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"
"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"
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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.
there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.
new he would not fucking say that: they would not fucking have a parent-child relationship
Oh... [twirls hair] ...I wish there was an autistic person willing to explain the life cycle of salmon to me ...[bats eyelashes]
if you are making soup and you think “hmm i wish this soup looked a bit more silly” you can make it blue. they can’t stop you. make that soup blue.
how i've been feeling lately.
i dont want a fuck-buddy i want a fight-buddy where we mutually consent to occasionally beating the shit out of each other
white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table
i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.
body horror? i hardly know 'er!
[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]
i put the double D in PMDD...uhhh....hmm..someone with big boobs should steal this, it does not apply to me...
happy out of touch halloween thursday
I was bored in class
while you were reading into my tone i was reading notes using my pencil as a scytale, loser.
i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers