body horror? i hardly know 'er!
[my limbs begin to shake and i hold them up in front of me just in time to see fingers tear through my skin from the inside, hands emerging from my wrists and elbows. i try to drop down to my knees only for more arms to burst from my legs, catching me on my way down, not even allowing me the right to curl into a ball in my agony. i try to close my eyes so i don't have to see but new eyes open up like wounds in my face and neck. i fall forwards, reaching out to grab your sleeve as against my will my body finds new ways to change me beyond recognition, cracking and tearing as it does so. you can see it is too late for me, you push me away and run.]
every day i resist the urge to chime into stranger’s conversations but man is it hard sometimes
Here ya go sport, go wild
my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!
it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car
difference between a freak pervert and a philosopher is that the pervert has more fun
competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment
Gotta celebrate the assassination of a long dead emperor on the 15th, but I'm free on the 16th
Source: Associated Press
whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think
ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.
been in a bit of a mood lately, listening to my edgy early highschool playlists has been good though. made this after voting (im australian) but didn't colour it in until now, idk if i like this drawing but im trying to post more art and be less critical of it, plus im still working out how to draw furries