"you Need This App To Get More Data"
"you need this app to get more data"
" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"
"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"
"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"
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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.
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the world is full of mysteries and wonders. just now i got hit with the scent of blood, so strong and sharp that i was gagging, it then abruptly disappeared, and ill probably never know why that happened.
at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes
(two guys sharing a strawberry)
guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before
guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia
i have never been hungover bc im built different but this morning i woke up with a very sharp headache and a general awfulness in my body which feels very reminiscent of how people describe hangovers however i did not drink yesterday, i dressed up as hatsune miku in a silly christmas outfit and hung out in a big room of nerds
diversity win! that guy who fell on his ass in the mosh pit is bisexual!
"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.
the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga
the turbidity is low and the ph is neutral, things are looking up the the world
honestly i might be feeling depressed but i cant focus on that if im busy testing the water quality of local rivers
