I Am Going To Get The Cops Called On Me One Day With The Amount I Climb In And Out Of My Own Window Instead

every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it

hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

of course ur fuckin trans, you were obsessed with the emo guy from abc3s nowhere boys.

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

i need sam to beat john winchester with a folding chair.

expiriencing masculine urges (maternal instincts)

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Cassowary Plum (Cerbera floribunda), family Apocynaceae.

Cassowaries are the only seed disperser for this toxic fruit.

Photograph by Kelvin Davies & Ethan Mann Save the Daintree Rainforest

you will never find a hornier group than people writing fragrantica reviews. and i think that's beautiful.