Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 9

i might not understand social queues but i can understand morse code, pigpen, and multiple lesser known ciphers

why did we make moaning sexual....can a guy not writhe in pain in peace....

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

im like icarus but with better wings so i'll never fall

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

having adhd is all fun and games until you forget to eat because you are too busy sharpening your axe

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

i am experiencing a negative aftermath from the states of consciousness speedrun

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

perhaps hot to go by chappell roan and cheap energy drink will save my soul

USA TODAY

Dye in Doritos used in experiment that, like a 'magic trick,' created see-through mice

Tartrazine, a dye used in making Doritos, has a light-absorbing quality that researchers used to apply to mice so they could see through the

oh, to be a transparent rat...

i am one minor mishap away from becoming an evil scientist i swear to the gods i will create

thoughts on thoughts?

i don't think

officer, put that guy on e.

love when pop artist rhyme crazy with baby, you’re so so right girl those ARE close enough

“I never imagined this even in my wildest fantasies”

well clearly you’re shit at fantasising, i’ve imagined far more self indulgent things

Socrates: you're saying it's ok to be a bottom?

Calliclese: no comment.

expiriencing masculine urges (maternal instincts)

laios can’t make eye contact because he is autistic, i can’t make eye contact because i am staring at his tits (and also have autism)

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits

DraMatical Sex MurDer

commission for @sukiwah

THIS POST IS SLIGHTLY NSFW!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

mothman's my boyfriend, he gave me head behind a 7/11

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!

rip jane prentiss you would have loved “love me more” by mitski

just had the most transgender experience ever i think

the only true trans masc + trans fem solidarity is monster trucks

(for context i am above average monster truck fan age i think she just thought id appreciate it, they were right)

I just started watching X Files for the first time and I’ve decided to headcanon that Mulder is transmasc nonbinary because what cis person is named “Fox”

Scully and Mulder are t4t and are also both Autistic <3

tagged by @cnihachuu

last song listened to: a quick one before the eternal worm devours connecticut by have a nice life

favorite color: dark turquoise

currently watching: x files

last movie: the last unicorn

currently reading: the neverending story, animorphs 6, the vanishing face of gaia, iron widow, dr jeckle and mr hyde, gut

sweet/spicy/savory: spicy, i need every bite to be incredibly overstimulating

relationship status: unwanted

current obsessions: the jovian moons, folklore and biology of seals

last thing i googled: why is callisto so cratered

currently working on: song that includes all 95 confirmed jovian moons, fox mask, transcription of ride the cyclone

@pigeon-smidge you next buddy mwahhahaha

the wives based on an ad i got on pinterest- awooga