"stop Muttering To Yourself" I'm Performing A One Man Play To A One Man Audience, I Just Found Out The

tried to pop my ankle and it make the sound of a stone-fruit being torn in twain. peculiar times

officer, put that guy on e.

i need to get more autistic on here, what ive been doing so far is not enough, i need to infodump

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

Realizing I never posted this sketch of my new little dude, Weedpatch. They're a dumbass solenodon. They like toxins and their dream is eat dirt.

at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes

i do not want to be actually famous at all but there are like three aspects of fame that i want

people to obsess over stuff i make

interviews where i can talk about the stuff i make

rpf about me

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

If I didn't like being on the internet so much, I think I would have liked to be a sailor

hey, [puts my hand on your shoulder, nods solemnly] get a lip piercing.

The day I learn to :3 irl is the day the whole world bends to my will