Terrible News For The Bitches Who Hate Me, I Got My Blood Test Back And I Officially Don't Have Lead

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

getting a worst enemy who's just some guy sucks bc i want to fist fight this bastard but instead he's just responding to me on google reviews, like a coward

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post

i’m not a “twink”, i’m a freak of nature

dream blunt rotation!!!

tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln

this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

@cnihachuu @pineappleheadboy @sukiwah @castles-crumbling13 @lizaintheduster @the-sewer-rats @benneb

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.