I Actually Think Using Leeches In Medical Settings Is Fun And Silly I Would Much Rather They Took My

every now and then i think about the middle aged man i saw stripped down to his underwear in a laundromat with those big glass shop windows facing a very crowded street. the confidence...the efficiency...the dangerous flirting with a charge of public indecency. i simply have to respect it

honestly tumblr ads may be the most relevant ads i get. on youtube im getting military propaganda, on recipe blogs im getting sketchy health advice, on tumblr im getting HIGH QUALITY STEEL TOP BENCHES and BULK DRIED GINSENG ROOT and HOW TO SEE TULIPS IN AMSTERDAM which yeah all of those things sound pretty appealing to me tbh

They should install public grappling hook points

they call me the riddler the way im riddled with guilt

i need the ability to pat people on head through computer screen

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat

usidore the blue ass mf

i have no fucking idea what this means but i looked it up and it seems like that's a wizard so hell yeah i'll take it

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

watched the fly (1986) last night (twas great) and did some sketches, DAMN jeff goldblum is pretty holy shit

forgot to eat bc i was too busy contacting nasa to get them to fix a mistake i noticed on their website