Bitches Hate Me Bc I Enjoy A Nice Glass Of Cold Milk. Also Unrelated But I Might Have Lead Poisoning.

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate!

sometimes you gotta do shit that would absolutely get you killed first in a horror film, like post on your phone thats on low battery while listening to Psycho Killer by the talking heads and walking down a street that has had multiple murders commited upon it at night

"hey how are you?" my insides are being scraped out with pottery tools and i am about to throw up on your shoes.

been in a bit of a mood lately, listening to my edgy early highschool playlists has been good though. made this after voting (im australian) but didn't colour it in until now, idk if i like this drawing but im trying to post more art and be less critical of it, plus im still working out how to draw furries

i made the mistake of saying "stop showing me the flesh hat man" out loud and realising it fit the tune of the muffin man and now that's stuck in my head, thoroughly against my will

(two guys sharing a strawberry)

guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before

guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia

rip jane prentiss you would have loved “love me more” by mitski

people in my dreams are so mean sometimes...i created you dude, can you chill?

would you still love me if i posted nightcore leverage video edits