Latest Posts by bisexualmothmanfan - Page 3
every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.
peɪn səʊ bæd ɪts gɒt mɪ: raɪtɪŋ fʌnetɪklɪ:. aʊ aʊ ʊəg ʊf aʊtʃ. jaʊtʃ!
“As Céline Dion is trending, take a minute to remember her namesake, the endangered solenodon”
— New Scientist
Realizing I never posted this sketch of my new little dude, Weedpatch. They're a dumbass solenodon. They like toxins and their dream is eat dirt.
ive been crying for the past 30 minutes over solenodons. look at them. some facts btw- they are venomous, they have remained relatively unchanged for 76 million years, and they are endangered which is so fucked up genuinely why would anything hurt them, i love them so so much why are they so small their eyes are like dots wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
i dont have "resting bitch face" my resting facial expression is somewhere between the prom scene in carrie (1979) and that of a hare about to be hit by a truck.
Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia
Cassowary Plum (Cerbera floribunda), family Apocynaceae.
Cassowaries are the only seed disperser for this toxic fruit.
Photograph by Kelvin Davies & Ethan Mann Save the Daintree Rainforest
Fighting Type (left) VS Dark Type (right)
dream blunt rotation!!!
tagged by @soupdrinkinglincoln
this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)
here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)
@cnihachuu @pineappleheadboy @sukiwah @castles-crumbling13 @lizaintheduster @the-sewer-rats @benneb
i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did
sometime i have fully gotten over an childhood interest to the point of almost forgetting it and then i see something completely innocuous related to it one day and then the Obsession™ returns, like a basketball to the face with the only warning being someone far away hollering "heads!" mere seconds before it hits
if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent
of course ur fuckin trans, you were obsessed with the emo guy from abc3s nowhere boys.
gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras
i need sam to beat john winchester with a folding chair.
i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!
i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined
difference between a freak pervert and a philosopher is that the pervert has more fun
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite
they call me hatsune miku the way i fucking love leeks
i need the ability to pat people on head through computer screen
I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)
im like if an elderly man was barely a legal adult. im always complaining about back pain and being eccentric and walking off injuries instead of going to the doctor and using weird sayings and getting annoyed when people interrupt my daily rituals. but also i need to lie about my age on US alcohol websites
some drawtectives art i made! i plan on doing all the main characters eventually but for now here's the boys :)
the last drawtectives episode (s3 ep 5) made me genuinely cry, everyone was so supportive of eugenes egg cooking attempts