Im Like If An Elderly Man Was Barely A Legal Adult. Im Always Complaining About Back Pain And Being Eccentric
im like if an elderly man was barely a legal adult. im always complaining about back pain and being eccentric and walking off injuries instead of going to the doctor and using weird sayings and getting annoyed when people interrupt my daily rituals. but also i need to lie about my age on US alcohol websites
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things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro
NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus
it sucks that i have to lay in bed and wait till i fall asleep. i should be able to simply keep going until i pass out with no negative consequences
i wish i could unhinge my jaw but i would bite people more so maybe its for the best :(
baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎
wait thats a bong
they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out
the radio says "you make my dreams come true", my headphones say "i am god's mistake" karina of drawfee says "every time we kiss i swear i could fly"
listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post
here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy
did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:
prolly no one will see this but idk im curious
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