Of Course Ur Fuckin Trans, You Were Obsessed With The Emo Guy From Abc3s Nowhere Boys.

laios can’t make eye contact because he is autistic, i can’t make eye contact because i am staring at his tits (and also have autism)

every day i die and then i am resurrected but i never come back quite right, this is why i am so fun and charming.

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh

WHY DO ELKS SOUND LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner

very stereotypical white guy thing to say but i genuinely think i would be significantly happier if i could eat large quantities of mayonnaise without getting sick

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"