“As Céline Dion Is Trending, Take A Minute To Remember Her Namesake, The Endangered Solenodon”

the last drawtectives episode (s3 ep 5) made me genuinely cry, everyone was so supportive of eugenes egg cooking attempts

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

dream blunt rotation!!!

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this was really fun to make (yes i put two real men, i want to hear them talk about the wonders of the world around us)

here's the template to any of my dear mutuals who want to make theirs :)

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i should give my piss boy plush piercings because york is pork now

just collected two bat skeletons ive been watching decay in a lane for a while now, they are mostly clean but there is some fur on one of them (a fair bit though it seems any flesh has decayed) and some wing membrane on both (not much), was wondering if anyone had advice on cleaning them or anything i should keep in mind? idk what they died of, probably electrocution based on the area they died and lack of wounds, also they are flying foxes i believe (im not very knowledgable with bat species though)

need a joint or a lobotomy

i watched one where a team made just a big box on wheels that looked like a building and labelled it "children's hospital for recovering children" and when the the other bots fought it a bunch of little child dolls fell out. they said their active weapon was psychological torture. and they fucking won!

competitive sports are not my thing at all but holy fuck i love bot fights- killing machines with googly eyes beat the shit out of each other while the nerds controlling them look absolutely giddy? 10/10 fucking incredible entertainment

at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes

need someone to kiss me like our love is a certainty but fight me like we are deeply repressed homoerotic rivals

i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!

i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined