It Is Absolutely Essential To Have Friends You Can Have Extremely Insane Pervert Conversations With.

They should install public grappling hook points

i wish i could unhinge my jaw but i would bite people more so maybe its for the best :(

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

im so sad right now but ☝️ i also know many cool things

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at times i find myself pacing in circles and muttering about the spacetime continuum and im like wow…i am not subverting autism stereotypes

my fucked up rib won't stop me from wearing corsets, the stabbing pain shan't make me less of a whore

if i were a supervillain i would make escape rooms and lock people in them. i wouldn’t kill them or anything, id supply them with food and water and such, id just wait and see how long it took them to get out. id also do experiments on people such as kidnapping someone and dumping them on an island with a language completely unfamiliar to them (seperate origin too) and seeing if the critical period of child language acquisition is real. i would never do these things as i do in fact have morals and a general desire for others to be happy HOWEVER if i got hit with evil-serum i would be a mostly harmless but very irritating villain. i just need someone to do my little rat races but hamsters cant understand morse code so alas unless i lose all my morals i am stuck. im like the riddler with a slightly different brand of autism.

my question to stories with magic humans (or like elves or whatever who cares) but no magical creatures other than them (especially if the humans do not learn the magic, it is just the way they are) is WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT EVOLVE!!! ok like i KNOW it's literally magic but to me that either implies that humans spontaneously developed magic out of no where upon becoming human, which, why??? OR there are other primates with at least a little magic. im not sure which one i find more jarring but i do know which one i want to be the case. GIVE ME MAGIC APES!!!!!!!