If The Phantoms In My Peripheral Vision Want To Stay They Have To Help Me Cover Rent
if the phantoms in my peripheral vision want to stay they have to help me cover rent
More Posts from Bisexualmothmanfan and Others
could eve be our idol, could she lead us through the light?
just a silly drawing i drawing i did for fun of confessions of a rotten girl miku
Creation of Yaoi
(nsfw crop under)
the lord sayeth "halt thy child don't give in to sin!"
love when pop artist rhyme crazy with baby, you’re so so right girl those ARE close enough
whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think
ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.
i dont want a fuck-buddy i want a fight-buddy where we mutually consent to occasionally beating the shit out of each other
my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.
a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace
[twirls my hair and sighs longingly] i want a sparring partner
