Difference Between A Freak Pervert And A Philosopher Is That The Pervert Has More Fun

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

im like icarus but with better wings so i'll never fall

happy out of touch halloween thursday

watching the matrix but while in cat ears so people know im watching it in the transgender way and not the alt right way

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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