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Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

~Haven, after the ‘Battle of’~

Yang: Hey Weissy, Have you noticed Vomit-Boy looking a bit...

Weiss: Handsome? Muscular? Noble? I have, but it’s hardly the time or place to point that out, Yang.

Yang: ...was gonna say ‘tired’ or ‘stressed out’, but...

Weiss: >///<

Yang: Got something on your mind there Weiss-cream?

Pyrrha: *Gleeful giggling*

~Argus, Cotta-Arc Residence~

Weiss: *Playing with Adrian* Such a widdle cutie.

Pyrrha: Weiss~ *Pops into the Schnee’s body*

Weiss: Huh!? *Watches a her own arms scoop up Adrian and hug him*

Pyrrha: Weiss I need one! I need an Arc baby if I’ll ever get to pass on!

Weiss: What! What happened to ‘just one night’! Babies are way more than ‘a weird dream’!

Pyrrha: I’ll just get hungrier the longer I starve Weiss!

Weiss: *Schnee panicking noises*

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

This shot is somehow able to perfectly mix genuinely Menacing Future villainess and Pissed off Edgy teen Energy.

Not saying it wouldn’t be hot & hilarious to watch that, it definitely would be.

...But it’d be amazing to do this with Emerald. Em gets a reverse-Cinder in her head. Pyrrha has to speed-run Emerald a face-turn to go hunt some gloomy Arc booty.

I would go for Cinder, but the concept has been done semi-commonly.

Last pick would be Weiss, based solely on the amount of thirsty effort Pyrrha would need to talk Weiss into it.

~Schnee Manor : Vol.4 ~

Pyrrha: Come on Weiss! Just once... one... one night! So I can rest in peace, probably. It’ll be like sleeping in late. Like a weird dream. You probably won’t even remember it!

Weiss: My body would remember it!

Pyrrha: He-he..Well, possibly... *Remembering Arc Dick*

Weiss: *Intrusively thinking of Arc Dick* Gah! H-How is it so- When did you get to look at it!? *Red-faced*

Pyrrha: Whenever I got the chance to. Dorm life was a glorious hell, Weiss. A hell I’m still in for every night that Knight isn’t in me!

Horny Ghost AU:

Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.

So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.

Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.

Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.

Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.

Penny (anonymously) writes to Councilman Arc, asking if self-aware robots have the same protected rights as humans and faunas. Jaune doesn't know if this is a joke, a dig at his equality measures, or a serious question, but he signs it into law either way. Ironwood has a panic-attack worrying if Jaune has spies in Atlas.

Ironwood was panicking again.

It was about Councilman Arc, again.

And it was about him enforcing equality, again!

...well, the equality bit was not exactly panic-worthy, but what exactly he wrought recently certainly was.

Thing is, the young Arc had just signed into law that any form of advanced AI had the same rights as humans and faunus, as they likely possessed self-awareness, thus sentience and sapience, and should be treated fairly. It was introduced in anticipation of likely progress in the field of computer science.

The fact was that Jaune had done so after receiving a letter from Penny Polendina, secretly a gynoid, where she hoped for a positive answer. he had simply gone through with it.

James Ironwood, however, did not know that.

Hence the panic.

“Pietro, I need your help.” Perhaps the robotics scientist and father to their secret project P.E.N.N.Y could advise...

I’m almost surprised it wasn’t a tasteful ‘team photo’ in that basket.

Councilman Arc: Jaune begins to call out Atlas on its treatment of Mantle and the parasitic nature of the relationship as Atlas rarely shares anything that they can’t rip away in an instant. This forces Atlas to better their treatment of Mantle and leads to the Happy Huntresses wanting to show Jaune just how happy he’s made them.

One visit was all it took. His very first travel to Atlas, as part of diplomatic relations. All he wanted was to visit Mantle once, to see it. Some of the politician said that there was not much to see.

Jaune saw enough.

He realized just how dependent Atlas was of Mantle. They relied on the city below on just about anything. And how were they repaid? With scorn.

Scorn, ridicule and even more corruption.

Jaune forced their hand. He informed Ironwood that the ill treament of Mantle was attracting Grimm and would cause a catastrophe in the long run.

Hence, the support for Mantle was enforced. Ironwood gained some support among Mantle for the move, even if some Atlas dwellers accused the man of kowtowing to a youngling beginner in the great game of politics.

Ironwood was no politician, however, so he could give a fuck.

Added bonus for Jaune was that his efforts did not go unnoticed by a certain group within Mantle. The Happy Huntresses were a volunteer group that was thinning out Grimm beyond the walls of Mantle, thus supporting the sparse military presence up to the reforms allocating resources for it.

The blonde received...a gift basket.

Not what he thought, given the trend, but he’d gladly take it. Some ham, sweets, a few pieces of fruit and...

And there it was.

A piece of paper with a scroll number, which also read “Call me″. Although that could mean anything.

And hey, he had a lot to learn, and this woman could maybe teach him a thing or two.

This whole AU is amazing.

And I have a weird feeling that if/when the Belladonna’s knew where Blake was Kali would be pushing like hell for some kind of Marriage Agreement, and if Jaune won’t sign it Kali knows Mama Arc might.

councilman arc au) jaune starts a navy, mainly cause the newer sail ships are far more efficiant than the air ships and bull heads currently used for trade and a navy is needed to protect the supply lines. for some reason all of his new officers are female. that's kinda weird but he's not gonna question it. most of the jobs right now are just general logistics and getting everything set in motion. meanwhile ironwood tries to figure out what the "political mastermind" councilor arc is up to.

James Ironwood had a problem.

He had a problem with Vale, specifically with its now sole councilman. He did not count Ozpin, since Beacon’s headmaster rarely attended hearings and was, essentially, acting as a councilman in name only.

Jaune Arc was an unknown to the general. His family was known, sure, but the young man did not appear on any radar prior to his meteoric rise into the most powerful position in the kingdom.

That was not to mention the incredible amount of stuff the young man did in his short time as councilman. Corruption went down to historic lows, faunus rights were enforced, healthcare got better, taxes were lowered...the living standard in all of vale went up by quite a margin, a calculation that ensured the kingdom as a whole to become richer.

In the eyes of the general, this young man was a political mastermind. Which made it all the more difficult to discern his true motives. What was he up to? For what did he intend to use his office?

Simply put: How did his master plan look like?

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Jaune had no idea what he was doing, only that he did it right.

Well, to say he had no idea was a bit of a stretch, maybe. True, he intended to make things better for the average citizen; true, he wanted corruption gone and to give Jacques Schnee the middle finger...

But did that mean that he had to have a plan for everything?

Well, no. Especially not in the matter right now.

“Wattra Ion, codename “Iowa”, at your service, councilman!”

Before him stood an oddly perky, and quite beautiful, young captain of the new Valean fleet. Jaune had decided that Vale should not over-rely on the Atlesian military and had begun construction of a Valean fleet, solely equipped to handle and exterminate Grimm.

On the high seas, that is, not in the air. Yes, air ships were valuable, but harder to replace and maintain than sea ships. Besides, trade by sea was becoming increasingly valuable, especially since Jaune intended to hash out a trade agreement with Menagerie, another move that infuriated racists everywhere and  ensure faunus support.

Hence a collection of new navy captains right before him.

Only a problem, well, two. First one was, all of these captains were inexplicably female, for whatever reason. How come no guy was able to make it through the aptitude test? Complacency?

Well, the other problem was more important, as it practically jumped into the councilman’s eyes.

“What’s up with your uniform?” It twas certainly not the standard uniform of the Valean navy, that was for sure. Nope, it was more revealing.

“Oh, this?” Iowa twirled around with a grin, stars twinkling in her eyes. “I customized it. You like?”

“I mean, um...” Now how could he say this delicately? ”Don’t you think it could distract others?“

The captain grinned at him for it. “Maybe I want it to be. Maybe...” She leaned in closer, giving hi a good eyeful of cleavage.

“I got my eye on a certain someone.”

With a wink, she retreated and filed back in the line of hopeful young ship captains.

Jaune already had a headache.

(Surprise, surprise! I dared to do it! FUCKING SUE ME! no please don’t)

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

Kali: *Stood in the doorway*... Go on.

blake: you have no evidence against me xiao long!

yang: ahem "i wanna lick honey off jaune's toned body, i want him to collar me and put me on a leash , and fuck me like he owns me, then i want him to write "proptery of jaune arc on my ass"

blake:...

jaune:...

Neon: *Clinging to Jaune’s side* I’m either plotting to kiss you or plotting to make your dick harder!

Blake: Wait that’s wrong!

Jaune: *Flustered knight sounds*

jaune: cats are either plotting to kill youbor plotting to make your day harder

blake: hes not wrong

Either Scarlet Knight or Lancaster, all three are the types who would tiptoe around for longest, so when they did finally take any given step they’d be starving for it.

which jaune ship in your opinion would have the most sexual tension?

Nora: I mean you’ve always liked, you know, shorter girls...

Ruby: What!?

Jaune: What? That’s not true!

Nora: You liked Weiss!

Jaune: That’s just one-

Nora: And Penny’s partner!

Ruby: You liked Ciel!?

Jaune: Okay! Nora is leaving a lot of context out of that conversation!

Nora: And that green-eyed girl with the pigtails!!! You said you were going to ask her out!

Neo: *Remembering Jaune trying to talk to her while she was disguised*

Your fic is looking great so far. But now I can just imagine Nora catching Neo and Jaune sneaking back one morning and assuming the sauciest.

I’m so glad you’re liking it! Seeing people bookmarking or leaving likes just blows me away. I didn’t think it’d be so well received. I’ve never done something on this scale before. 

And oh my gosh! I never thought of that but I can see it. Nora has always been the first character to pick up on these kinds of things! Predicting Renora, Arkos, Bees, etc. 

Ruby already knows Jaune trains alone since before Higanbana (episode 2 I think?), so she might be able to talk Nora down from confronting them. Though Nora wouldn’t lose her suspicions...

I do my best to try to capture the tone of the characters from canon still (until things diverge enough). I think Nora would have a lot of fun holding that over Jaune’s head and teasing him with it when the time was right and Neo is more integrated in their group

The other Happy Huntresses, and Nora, find May and Jaune dozed off cuddling on the couch together with some sappy movie playing, how to they react?

robyn: *sigh*

joanna: should i wake them

robyn: no no just leave them

fiona: *star eyes* AAAAAAAAAAH

nora: i knew it was the haircut

So the Arcs are what a lot of people thought the Branwens were going to be?

The Arcs are what the Branwens would be if instead of bandits, they were a grim-hunting militia keeping some chunk of the frontier safe?

headcanon. arcs had a clan of warriors. they werent arcs by blood but they were considered family by bond

Oh no...

I really hope this is just an error or something...

Yo, what happened to lovealltherwbyships?

HOT DAMN IT’S HAPPENING

Starting Chapter 1 of RNNJR tonight

SO

I was doing some research. realized that a lot of the cities we see in Mistral around Vol. 4 are named after Japanese flowers. Do some digging, find out they are all a part of the Language of Flowers.

Now

I WONDER where we should meet Neo? Is there a name that might work well for someone hiding out, dealing with their grief alone while also slowly making her way to Mistral without any help?

Tsubaki, or the White Camellia, means “waiting”  When I say I nearly screamed in symbolism and excitement….

Flawless

yang: wait you all bathe together?

ren: it was nora's idea

nora: team bathing build character

jaune: shes not wrong

Yang: Jaune’s team is kind of a hot mess huh Ruby?

Ruby: R-Right... They sure are weird Yang...

*Ruby proceeds to have a flashback of Team RNJR’s hot-spring trip*

yang: wait you all bathe together?

ren: it was nora's idea

nora: team bathing build character

jaune: shes not wrong

I feel like Winter probably lives off just field rations on missions and whatever the academy/base served while she was there. So if Jaune ever made her 'home-cooking' she'd just melt.

winter pigs out

Reformed Emerald: Is this a cult? Some kinda free-love in the snow deal? I mean I’m not against it per say, but my last cult sucked. I feel like I shouldn’t join another too fast.

Robyn, gesturing to the happy huntresses: WELCOME TO MY ROGUE BAND OF LESBIANS

RNNJR snippet WIP with art

Excerpt from my fic below

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What do people always say about leaving gold in the tags?

I’m still bitter we never got a definitive map of Beacon.

I want to know the exact spot where Cinder would make a cluster of stone domes with maiden-magic for children to live in.

(Based on an Idea I heard)

But Cinder goes off from the Protagnists, but instead of being alone she starts an ACTUAL Orphanage

As much as I would love that, who is gonna trust Cinder Fall with all these kids? Would redeemed Cinder, who learned the extent of the damage she caused to Emerald and Mercury, want to trust herself around kids even?

However I would find it humorous if Cinder saw a Mistral orphanage that engaged in that shady shit, took down the people responsible, realized the kids have nowhere to go and just showed up at one of the heroes' doorsteps with a bunch of kids like "I need to find trustworthy homes where these kids won't be exploited asap. Help."

Now just flash-forward to an Arcwitch ending...

Jaune: (In detention) Um, Professor Goodwitch? I finished my assignment.

Glynda: Oh? And you won't fall asleep in my class again?

Jaune: N-No, ma'am.

Glynda: (Looks at her watch) There is still time for what's left of your detention. Would you like to leave early, or get an extra lesson in?

Jaune: Uh, actually, I had a question, since it's just us here.

Glynda: Oh?

Jaune: I-I was wondering why you were so angry today. I mean, you really, uh, cracked the whip on us with our studies.

Glynda: Hm. (Looks around, Walks towards Jaune) Do you promise not to say anything to anyone?

Jaune: Uh, yeah, I promise, Professor.

Glynda: (Standing next to Jaune) Are you certain? If I hear even the smallest whisper of what we speak of-

Jaune: I-I won't! Arc's word!

Glynda: Very well. (Sits down next to Jaune) I suppose my recent... lack of tolerance is the result of a lack of... intimacy in my personal life.

Jaune: Like dating?

Glynda: Yes, or rather what follows dating.

Jaune: O-Oh! (Blushes) Y-You mean, uh, sex, right?

Glynda: (Rolls her eyes) A relationship, Mr. Arc. I crave a kinship with another.

Jaune: Oh, s-sorry! Um, well, have you tried dating?

Glynda: ...No, Mr. Arc. I've been sitting around in my office for years because I love my job more than anything.

Jaune: Oh, well, that explains-

Glynda: Sarcasm, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Oh. Well, what about one of the other professors?

Glynda: Even if there weren't a rule against inter-office romances, I would engage any of the men here.

Jaune: Really? Not even Headmaster Ozpin?

Glynda: Let's just say he's still dealing with his ex.

Jaune: Oh. Well, what about Professor Port?

Glynda: I'm yearning, Mr. Arc, not desperate.

Jaune: Okay, then how about Professor Oobleck?

Glynda: (Makes a chugging motion) Glugglugglugglugglugglug!

Jaune: Wow... Well, what about Headmaster Ironwood? He's not a faculty member.

Glynda: No, but James isn't interested in a relationship. A shame, too, since that man is in more dire need of a distraction than any man I've ever known.

Jaune: Okay, then how about Ol-

Glynda: Jaune, I'm going to be honest with you. (Removes her glasses) You are the closest thing to a man in my life, and that is so pathetic, I could just... (Places her head on the desk and begins sobbing)

It’s glorious.

Atlas isn’t as cold when your love is so warm

Penny's semblance is that she always knows which way north is, because M A G N E T S

Is...this a pvp joke because if so how dare- /lh

What’s that rule about a pawn getting to become a queen or a knight?

They need to get to the other side of the board first...

My Cinder obsessed brain struggles between the idea that Cinder is important to Salem’s plans more than we think given how Salem backpedals her behavior to make sure Cinder stays loyal to her vs the idea that destiny as stated by the show’s thesis is a myth and Salem chose Cinder because like Hazel, she was perfect to mold into a destiny for her needs.

Sometimes, it really feels like Cinder is important in some way and that Salem chose her for a reason. But in earlier eps on v8, that idea feels contradicted by the “more than a pawn, but not a player” sentiment. So which is it?

I hate to argue, and give Ruby flashbacks, but who said Neo needs to hide in the military base?

Jaune seems twice as certain about the airship theft and that short, quiet girl who always keeps close to him looks like dustmas came early. Saphron is a lot more concerned all of a sudden.

Oh RWBYNRQO have to convince Jaune and Neo not to go full on Metal Gear on the Atlesian military and force them to settle on the plan involving Weiss sneaking Maria aboard. Neo explains that she also knows how to fly an airship, but Saphron and Terra don’t have any luggage big enough to hide her in. Neo beams ear to ear to find out she’s too tall to fit. Neo however does join the airship team during the Mech fight, and copilots for Maria (saving the ship from crashing when Maria’s eyes go out)

Jaune "Ready to die for anybody" Arc and Winter "Scared to die for everybody' Schnee. IDK how to make it shippy but I thought it was a neat parallel.

jaune's martyr complex mixed with winter's self presverations. winter shows jaune that he doesnt have to be the scapegoat and jaune shows winter its okay to be vunerable

Have you ever done Winter Knight headcanons? SFW and/or NSFW?

Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you some headcanons

(please let me know if you want nsfw in is)

SFW

Ok, but like Jaune doing something clumsy, like accidentally tripping, or he gets lowkey humiliated in some way

And Winter chuckles at him

It’s more of a snort but Jaune still catches it

And he can’t help but go wide eye at how cute it was 

And Winter is embarrassed as hell

But Jaune loves it so much and desperately tries to get her to do it again

Winter does fencing practice with Jaune

And she manages to pin him down 

And Jaune’s heart is beating out of his chest

So he leans up to kiss her

And she is so flustered that she blasts him through a wall

NSFW

Winter wears heels and steps on Jaune

Jaune tied up and kneeling before her as she smirks down at him

Winter blushes at pda, but the moment they are behind closed doors, she is all about it

Mostly, because she’s in control of what goes on there and so can mentally prepare herself for it

Jaune doesn’t mind, he likes her being in control

They sometimes try to switch it up

Sometimes it works out well

Other times, she has to safeword out

It’s ok, they’ll just try again

She’s fine with blindfolds but cuffs can be too much

They use soft fabric, something she can tear out of