This Shot Is Somehow Able To Perfectly Mix Genuinely Menacing Future Villainess And Pissed Off Edgy Teen

Pyrrha, with tea: Thank you for inviting me over for tea, Saphron.

Saphron, smiling: No problem. I thought you might be bored since Jaune is our drinking with the boys. How’s the tea?

Pyrrha: It’s really good. It’s actuallymy favorite kind.

Saphron: Yeah, Jaune told me.

Pyrrha: Excuse me, where’s the bathroom?

Saphron: Down the hall to he left.

Pyrrha: Thank you. *walks away*

Saphron: *sips her tea*

Pyrrha’s scroll: *DING*

Saphron, curious: Hmm? Wonder whose that.

*Saphron checks the scroll to see a text message from Jaune*

Jaune, whose clearly drunk: Imma kick your ass when we get home.

Saphron, choking: What the hell?! He’s gonna do WHAT?! What the fuck!? Did he actually send that?! Oh hell no! I’m going to kick his—

Jaune, texting back: *lick 👅

Saphron: Oh......okay then. He’s going to lick her ass. *sighs in relief* That scared me for moment.

Saphron: *starts sipping her tea peacefully*

Saphron: *processing the information*

Saphron:.........*eyes widening before choking on her tea again, this time hot tea spewing out of her nose*

Saphron, choking: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! *coughs* OH GOD! DID HE REALLY JUST SENT THAT?! OH GOD! I WISH I CAN UNREAD THAT! *coughs* OH FUCK! *starts pouring alcohol into tea* Just forget what you read, Saph. Just forget about it. Save it for therapy.

Great as always, now I've got a sudden need to see Elm blushing in a wedding dress.

How about some Elm × Jaune?

(sure)

Elm Ederne was not a woman Jaune would have thought he ended up dating.

He didn’t mind at all, though.

Elm was a giant of a woman, strong as hell and quite feisty. She didn’t hesitate to ask him out when he caught her interest and then drag him into an unusual wrestling date.

Those who said not to have sex on the first date never met Elm, who went with the flow and simply snuck into the showers after the two of them getting sweaty.

Which was where jaune discovered something rather adorable of the usually tough woman.

Once in the afterglow, she became a cuddly teddy bear, desiring affection and kisses, turning any consequent rounds into a mellow, loving and slower affair.

Which brough them to now. Jaune had just finished turning Elm into her cuddle bug self, thoroughly enjoying her huge and soft body against his own. It was always a refreshing change whenever her Nora-esque demeanor gave way to this.

“ready for another round?” It was not really an ask; he knew she was up for it. Though, just as she rolled over, letting him be on top and greeting him with a loving smile, the door burst open.

“For fucks sake, you two!” Vine snarled. “It’s been two hours now! Get the fuck to sleep!”

That’s probably accurate and its a great thing. But I just keep getting distracted by how weird the modeling for Emerald’s hair looks from this angle.

Purple is the colour combination of Red and Blue, and from what we’ve seen from Ren’s semblance red petals are anger and blue petals are sadness

Guilt is like a mix of that. Sadness about the hurt caused, and anger/frustration at yourself for what you did

Right, but you’re missing the bit where Cinder would decide she wants an Arc-Fall baby so that she could have it fight Ruby’s Arc-Rose baby.

Jaune point his sword to Cinder.

Jaune: I'll kill you even it means my own death!

He immediately get jumped by Ruby to the ground.

Ruby: At least impregnate me first before you die!

Jaune: What the hell Ruby?!

Ruby began to undo Jaune's belt.

Ruby: Give us a few minutes!

Jaune: Sorry about this!

Cinder: Oh. I don't mind. Hmmm.

Thoughts on Topaz?

Honest opinion: Looove them. They're so fucking awkward around each other at first, but Jaune's earnest goofiness makes Emerald laugh and leads to her opening up too, which leads to them developing the weirdest inside jokes imaginable.

Neon: *Clinging to Jaune’s side* I’m either plotting to kiss you or plotting to make your dick harder!

Blake: Wait that’s wrong!

Jaune: *Flustered knight sounds*

jaune: cats are either plotting to kill youbor plotting to make your day harder

blake: hes not wrong

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

Spite-fueled creativity isn’t appreciated enough.

If you can wield your spite effectively, your motivation is limited only by your ability to visualize your own real or theoretical haters.

I feel like I should let you guys know that 35 percent of the reasons I keep this blog running is out of spite

Ruby: daddy i have a boyfriend

Tai: really?

Ruby: his name is jaune.

Tai:(holding a shotgun) and where does jaune live?

Ruby:…

Perhaps we could get some fluffy Topaz?

Emerald: You know, I’ve been meaning to ask: why did you have a dress handy for the dance?

Jaune: *sweating nervously* O-oh, that… I ummm… 

Emerald: *raising a brow, waiting* 

Jaune: I… borrowed it. From my sister.

Emerald: Do you still have it? 

Jaune: ….why?

Emerald: *smiling at him* I just want to see if it still fits.

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Weiss: *walking into the room* Jaune, have you seen- 

Jaune: *wearing an ill-fitting white dress, his pecs spilling out* W-Weiss! 

Weiss: *hesitating* ...why are you wearing a dress?

Jaune: Emerald… wanted to see me in it again.

Emerald: *kissing Jaune’s cheek* I thought he looked cute in it. 

Weiss: *walking out of the room* I’m just going to ask Nora if she’s seen Yang. 

Jaune: *face beet red* Why does this always happen to me?