So The Arcs Are What A Lot Of People Thought The Branwens Were Going To Be?

Dumb of them to assume they just used one.

The gang’s playing a drinking game where they ask questions and they all rate their answers by how crazy are. One of the questions were “the weirdest place I had sex before” and Yang thought her and Blake had that in the bag. They once did it in a changing booth at a mall.

.....keyword, she thought, because Pyrrha told them that she and Jaune once had sex in RWBY’s dorm when the team were in JNPR’s dorm for a sleepover. They snuck away during it and quickly did it before coming back.

What made this worse was that they refused to tell them which bed they used.

Jaune: i know you're mad.

Weiss: mad? Why would i be mad? Im not mad

Jaune: good. So can you please stop strangling me?

May: Why’d you send Blondie to your room?

Robyn: I- I didn’t want him messing with anyone else’s things.

May: You... don’t have a shower in your room though? Wait, do you?

Robyn: *Under her breath* He’ll be plenty wet when I’m done with him...

May:

robyn: I AM NOT A MILF!

jaune: *without his shirt* hey robyn. i was wondering of you had a place i could shower.

robyn:... oh my gods. i am a milf

jaune: what was that?

robyn: nothing just uh showers are over there. *points*

jaune: thanks.

She could just sit on his shoulders and use him as a sniping perch.

Put Jaune and Ruby’s marketing poses together because Lancaster Rights 😌

And yet somehow Jaune's mom and sisters already know he has a girlfriend by the time he wakes up again.

I busted a gut over sleep-fighting Pyrrha.

(Sequel to the Yang's dream) Jaune and the rest of his team wake up to a pissed off Yang breaking the door and he is rightfully scared of her. When she tells him the reason why she is pissed... Jaune is massively confused by this and questioning his life choices.

Yang: *Kicks open the door* JAUNE ARC!

Jaune: *Wakes up drooling and with a bad case of bed hair* Wass goin on?

Pyrrha: *Jumps out of bed half asleep, punches a hole in the closet door, looks around, then goes back to bed*

Nora: *Tackles the floor into submission with her face*

Ren: *Still asleep*

Yang: *Marches over to Jaune and grabs him by the shirt* As of right now you are my boyfriend! I expect to go on a date in a few hours and then for us to get married and have babies in a few years. Understand?!

Jaune: *Still half asleep* Yesh?

Yang: *Nods* Good boy. *Kisses his cheek and tucks him back into bed* Now go back to sleep, a growing boy like you needs his rest. I will see you later today for out date, sweet dreams. *Marches out of the room*

Jaune: Wha juss happnn?

Ren: *Snores lightly*

(Tired-as-balls Team JNPR everyone. Model huntsmen and huntresses. 🤣)

Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*

Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’

The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.

Missed a chance not also ‘picking’ Blake Belladonna.

Jaune:*picks up Yang*That’s one.

Yang:What?

Jaune:*Lifts Ruby* that’s two.

Ruby:Jaune, what are you doing?

Jaune:*Lifts Ren* and that makes three.

Ren:Excuse me?

Jaune:*walks over to Weiss*

Weiss:....What are y-

Jaune:I picked you the prettiest flowers I could find.

Weiss:*red*....

Ruby :*red*.....

Yang:*trying not to laugh*

Ren:*trying not to smile*

Blake:So.....who’s he flirting with here?

Oscar:I don’t know but I think it’s working.

Nora:*applauding* He’s grown so much.

We desperately need to hear more about Team RASN (Raisin).

Weiss: Ruby, I think the headmaster is making fun of us with that name...

Jaune: Seems fine to me.

Weiss: *Glaring at the 6′ knight* Of course you’d say that...

Nora: Everyone likes raisins!

Weiss: *Glaring at the shortstack* OF COURSE YOU’D SAY THAT!

Can we just take a moment about an AU where Jaune ended up on a team with Ruby, Weiss, and Nora? Just one tall noodle with three smol girls.

...Jaune would deadass hide everything on the top shelves

And also do the koala sex thing with whomever among his team wants to be with him.

Oh, an Ruby sometimes uses him like a jungle gym.

Definitely Cinder ‘Scared of Vulnerability’ Fall.

Which jaune ship is this?

Dog-faunus Jaune and Pyrrha would end up doing some praise-kink petplay shit.

And Blake would keep walking in on it!

Pyrrha: *Gives Jaune headpats* Who’s a good boy~

Jaune: *Blushing but enjoying the praise* Me! I’m a good boy, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: That’s right. You’re such a good boy~ *Slowly pushes down on the top of Jaune’s head*

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Licks her lips seductively and slowly slides her skirt up, exposing her soaked panties* Who’s my good boy~ *Pushes down a little harder*

Jaune: *Blushes and drops down on his knees in front of her* M-Me, Pyrrha. I-I’m your good boy... *Let’s his head be guided in between his partners legs*

Pyrrha: *Moans happily* Mmmh~ Thats right Jaune. You’re MY good boy~