Latest Posts by spacelightcosmo - Page 7

Steve: I love you

Eddie: Like jokingly?

Steve: Excuse me?

Eddie: You’re joking right?

Steve, grabbing Eddie's hand, with a straight face: I would kill for you

Eddie: Steve you’re so funny!

Steve, heartbroken: God you’re so dumb

Eddie: "Here Steve-o, I made you tea"

Steve: *looks inside the cup* "This is just boiled Gatorade."

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?

Steve, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Store Worker: "points to Eddie and Robin"

Eddie and Robin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Robin: Those jeans look good

Steve: I know right

Robin: I bet they look better on Eddie’s bedroom floor

Eddie: Are you hitting on Steve for me????

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Steve: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Steve: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Steve: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Steve: And atoms never touch each other.

Steve: So in my defense, hopper. I did not punch Jason.

Eddie: Hello friends!

The party:

Eddie: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Mike: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Eddie: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Erica:  I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Eddie: holy shit your right

Dustin: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Lucas: Violently practices.

Eddie: Violently play.

Jonathan: Violently shoots pictures.

Robin: Violently sleeps.

Nancy: Violently studies.

Max: Violently boxes.

Will: Violently murders people.

Steve: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Dustin: "sneaks into house at 2am"

Steve: "turns in swivel chair" care to tell me where you were?

Dustin: I was with... Uh... Eddie!

Eddie: "also turns in swivel chair". Care to- "keeps spinning" Steve- I can't stop the chair-

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Steddie makes more sense just on the basis that Eddie actively “adopts” freshmen loners who need friends/found family, and Steve wants six little nuggets. Steve go get ur perfect man.

kidnapper: i have one of your children

Steve: which one i have six

kidnapper: the loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Steve: witch one there all annoying

Kidnapper:??

Steve: I need a name dude witch one

Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.

Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?

Eddie: both

Judge: how do you plead?

Eddie: (looks at Nancy)

Nancy: (mouths "not guilty")

Eddie: hot milky

Nancy: for fucks sake just lock him up

Nancy: They call me coffee because i grind so fine

Steve: stop-

Jonathan: They call me coffee because i keep you up past 2AM

Steve: seriously stop-

Eddie: They call me coffee because im dark and bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who i am

Steve:

Eddie: Hey uncle, me and steve are dating now

Steve: :D

Wayne: You couldn't find someone better?

Eddie: Don't say that! i love hi--

Wayne: I was talking to steve

Eddie:

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

Steve:

Steve: You're high

Eddie, kicking his feet and giggling: Highly in love with you

Eddie talking about Steve to Dustin

Steve's eyes are so pretty like its the definition of bambi eyes I swear

Steve: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Robin:...no?

Eddie: *nods in background*

Red: Eddie

Blue: Steve