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Bruce, Griffin, Billy and Robin are sitting on a bench

Finney: Why do you guys look so sad?

Robin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Finney sits down*

Griffin: The bench is freshly painted.

Finney: hey is Vance sleeping or dead?

Robin: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Griffin: Yeah, so did I.

Vance: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Robin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Finney, not looking up from their book: Spear.

Robin: BLOCKED.

Finney: you can't block me this is real life.

Robin, pointing: May I sit there?

Finney: That's my lap?

Robin: That doesn't answer my question, Finney boy.

Robin: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Finney: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Robin: Death is a social construct.

Finney: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Bruce: Mind your language!

Finney: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Bruce:

Finney: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Griffin: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Billy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Vance: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

*In a haunted house*

Finney: “Hey Robin... I’m scared. I wish Vance was here.....”

Robin: “It’s ok. Just... hold my hand until we get out.”

Finney: “Thanks.”

Robin: “Hey, don’t grab it too hard.”

Finney: “I’m not holding it yet.”

Robin: .....

Finney: .....

Robin and Finney: *unholy screaming*

I don't think I need to say anything, but the disguste I feel is enough

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE A BYLER OR MILEVEN SHIPPER YOU BETTER BE ANGRY AT THIS SHIT

I was scrolling through the anti byler tag just to see what was there for fun. I did next expect to be so distributed and pissed off. This was only 5 minutes of scrolling.

Within the 5 minutes I scrolled through that tag, i was able to find so much homophobia. I mean whether you ship byler or mileven, you should all feel so upset by this shit. This is homophobia. Queer people are still being killed for who they are, and shit like this is why.

If you are homophobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or any other hateful group, you don’t belong in the stranger things fandom. Literally you are the people who are the bad guys on the show.

Fuck off.

Perfect example

no but can you imagine eddie meeting this steve

homie would not survive

or he would kiss him. my money's on they would kiss

Steve: I'm pansexual and confused.

Steve: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Robin: Hi.

Gareth: Hey.

Dustin: Hello.

Mike: Hey!

Steve I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Eddie: We were out of Doritos.

Steve: And who are you?

Gareth: oh I'm Gareth I'm in the hellfire club.

Steve: oh okay?

Fruity four: *playing the Ouija*

Steve: Are there any dead people with us?

Ouija board: YES

Robin: It's not funny, Eddie!

Eddie: But there is a dead guy with you.

Nancy: *sigh* I hang with a bunch of children

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Vampire eddie

Eddie being drunk and turning in his bat form

Steve was the one to take the photo

If a demogorgan and a cat had a baby

🌟Meet the🌟

DEMOCAT

Steve to Tammy Thompson

Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:

Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…

Eddie:"starts smirking"

El: what’s a thot?

Dustin: it’s just a thoughtful person!

*later at the dinner*

Steve: here’s the salt, el.

El: thanks, steve. you’re such a thot!

Steve: *spits out his coffee*

Steve: I’m a WHAT?

Dustin and Lucas: *hysterical laughter*

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

El: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, i’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Eddie:

Eddie: i'm gonna tell her

Steve: don't you dare.

Steve: The next person to say ‘weird flex but okay’ is getting a kick to the shin.

Eddie: Preposterous boast but alas.

Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Eddie, sitting on the floor with some paper and a sharpie: Love is a weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake.

Dustin: You’re literally making a valentines card for Steve right now.

Eddie, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Henderson