Nancy: They Call Me Coffee Because I Grind So Fine

Bruce: HELP! I TOLD VANCE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Robin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Robin: One time Steve and Eddie were having a heated argument in the car and Steve took Eddie's Metallica tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and Eddie looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Billy's dog when he doesn't pay attention to him

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

We need more soft robin x finney fanfics

So, I was thinking about Finney being the guy into music while Robin is the guy into movies 

Finney try to convince Robin to go with him to the music shop to listen some songs but Robin doesn´t want because he is tired of listening all the time  "ABBA" and “The Beatles” in the radio. Robin thinks that´s the type of music Finney likes, but our little sunflower introduce him rock bands.

OMG I NEED TO DO A FANFIC I´M CRYING BUT MY PROCRASTINATION WON´T LET ME

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey