Eddie: My Life Isn't As Glamourous As My Wanted Poster Makes It Look.

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

AHHHHH MY GENDERFLUID HEART CAN'T TAKE IT THANK YOU😭❤️

I have this hc were Steve Harrington has Steve days and has Stevie days. Where he assumes everyone has days where they feel more masculine and days where they feel more feminine.

He makes a casual comment about it once to Robin and they start doing research. Robin ropes in Vickie then ropes in Eddie. Steve ropes in Nancy who ropes in Jonathan who ropes in Argyle.

It never bothered Steve that the kids call him mom. Or that El and Max call it girls night even though Steve will also be joining them. Or that Nancy and Robin love putting subtle make up on him. Or that Eddie calls him princess. Or that Erica braids his hair. Or that Argyle uses she/her pronouns sometimes when referring to Steve. Or that Vickie buys him dainty jewelry.

I don't think I need to say anything, but the disguste I feel is enough

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE A BYLER OR MILEVEN SHIPPER YOU BETTER BE ANGRY AT THIS SHIT

I was scrolling through the anti byler tag just to see what was there for fun. I did next expect to be so distributed and pissed off. This was only 5 minutes of scrolling.

Within the 5 minutes I scrolled through that tag, i was able to find so much homophobia. I mean whether you ship byler or mileven, you should all feel so upset by this shit. This is homophobia. Queer people are still being killed for who they are, and shit like this is why.

If you are homophobic, racist, ableist, sexist, or any other hateful group, you don’t belong in the stranger things fandom. Literally you are the people who are the bad guys on the show.

Fuck off.

Steve's the cat and Eddie's the dog

Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson is such a powerful couple. Steve the hair Harrington becomes confused whenever the metalhead flirts with him? Perfect. Co-parenting? Yes. Both having mesmerising hair? Yes. Opposite attraction/style? Indeed. Cat boyfriend and dog boyfriend? Really think so. Steve Harrington being "looks like a cinnemon roll but could kill you", Eddie Munson being "looks like could kill you but is a cinnemon roll"? Very much so. They should just kiss at this point.

Dustin: If I didn't know better, Mike, I'd say you were scared.

Mike: Heh, scared?

absolute silence

Mike: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Nancy: *is carrying all the groceries*

Robin: *holds out hand to help*

Nancy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Robin's hand*

new hunger games book and movie??? NEW hunger games book??? NEW HUNGER GAMES MOVIE?????

Steve: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Steve: And atoms never touch each other.

Steve: So in my defense, hopper. I did not punch Jason.