Robin: How Many Kids Do You Have?

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Bruce: *points at vance* This is my boyfriend, a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Finney* this is my best friend, a feral cat

Bruce; *points at Robin* this is his boyfriend, also a feral dog

Bruce: *points at Billy and Griffin* those are instigators with too much ideas

Bruce: I would kill for all of them

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

If a demogorgan and a cat had a baby

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DEMOCAT

Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.

Robin: It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what Steve told me.

Nancy: Why, what did he say?

Robin: I don't know, I didn't listen.

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

The black phone monster au

Vance is a werewolf, dose not help with his anger issues and he can be very mean.

Bruce yamada is a kitsune, like the ones from teenwolf, he's calm witch works perfectly.

Griffin is a shapeshifter, he can change his appearance and body at will.

Billy is a poltergeist, he goes out to mess with people with his dog who is also a zombie.

Robin is a vampire, he and his family lived through a lot and he does drink blood on the occasion.

Finney is a normal human.. no he's not he's a witch he can see the dead and raise the dead, his powers has to do with the dead.

Gwen just like her brother is a witch, she can see the future and there's a sidetracke her dreams some times don't make sense.

The grabber is a Hunter, the only reason he got the boys is because he uses there weaknesses against them but he didn't know Finn was a witch.

Finn when he found out the boys died because of the grabber he decided to use his power to raise them back from the dead, but billy and Robin were kinda just stuck in a place they couldn't get out of but they still talked to Finney because there soul was kicked out of there body.

And boy was it a surprise for the grabber and the boys when Finn the human was not so much a normal human.

So the story goes the same but all the boys survive and the grabber gets killed by Finn.

Lets just say the boys are pretty much protective of Finn now, Vance and Robin more than the others.

Robins is whipped for Finney, well he was before the kidnapping but after god he's so down bad.

He is so glad he doesn't have to keep secrets from him like tears of relief glad.

Extra: Donna is a siren and I rest my case

*In a haunted house*

Finney: “Hey Robin... I’m scared. I wish Vance was here.....”

Robin: “It’s ok. Just... hold my hand until we get out.”

Finney: “Thanks.”

Robin: “Hey, don’t grab it too hard.”

Finney: “I’m not holding it yet.”

Robin: .....

Finney: .....

Robin and Finney: *unholy screaming*