Latest Posts by spacelightcosmo - Page 8

Steve:*Steve biting a demobat and ripping it in half*

Eddie:*whispering* I should not be turned on by that.

Robin: You say something eddie?

Eddie: NO!

Eddie:*gay panic*

Steve: *passing by with El hugging him koala style*

Will, confused: Why...?

Steve: she used the "I miss my dad" card on me

Will:

Will:*10 minutes later*

Steve, sitting on the couch being held tightly by El and dustin: Hi, Dustin

Dustin: *passing by* Hey, St-

Dustin:

Dustin: Should I ask?

Steve: No, I'm not falling for that again

*Random man speaking shit about Steve*

*Steve looking like a kicked puppy*

Robin: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

Nancy, calmly: it's not necessary.

Robin: why?

Nancy, pointing at Eddie: just look.

Eddie standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Robin: holy shit.

Nancy: yeah. Holy shit.

Steve: guys.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Eddie is choking that man.

Dustin, from the corner: FUCKING FINISH HIM EDDIE!

Nancy: *is carrying all the groceries*

Robin: *holds out hand to help*

Nancy: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Robin's hand*

Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits

Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here

Robin: It sure is dark in here.

Robin: I’m not scared or anything.

Nancy:..

Robin: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Robin. No, sir.

Nancy: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Robin:..

Robin: Yes, please.

Robin, drunk: It's drunk and I'm late. We better sneak in quietly.

Robin, falling: Oh, floor, you're always there for me. So supportive.

Robin: Not like walls and staircases, always getting in my way.

Steve, on the top of the stairs: *watching Robin cuddle with a rug*

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Steve: *phone rings*

Robin, looking at the screen: You call your dad "daddy"?

Steve, maintaining intense eye contact: Hey, Eddie.

Eddie: *puts several kitchen knives in his coat pockets*

Nancy: What are you doing?

Eddie: Inventory.

Eddie: Why are you on the floor?

Steve: I'm depressed.

Eddie: Oh.

Steve: Also, I was stabbed. Can you call Nancy please?

Robin: Steve made me care about stupid things.

Nancy: Like what?

Robin: Friends. Humanity. My well being.

Steve, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!

Robin, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.

Eddie: Cannot believe I just had an argument with Steve because I said I wouldn't like him if he didn't have any skin.

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.

Dustin: That's gre-

Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Nancy: Why are Steve and Eddie sitting with their backs to each other?

Robin: They had a fight.

Nancy: Then why are they holding hands?

Robin: They get sad when they fight.

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

Robin: “Nancy. I need a human skull, and you can’t ask me any questions as to why.”

Nancy: “Only if you don’t ask me any questions why I have these.

”Nancy: *takes out a box with seven skulls*

Robin: ….

Nancy: ….

Robin: “I’ll take this one.”

Steve: I'm currently running on 2 hours of sleep, dark thoughts, an oreo, and I'm ready to fight Vecna AND OR BECOME HIM-

Robin: What did you do?

Eddie nodding:yea what did you guys do

The party:

Robin: You aren't in trouble I just need to know what I'm lying to Steve and Nancy about.

Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.

Steve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Dustin: Mine just says "Dustin no."

Steve: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Robin: It's at times like this that I wish I'd listened to what Steve told me.

Nancy: Why, what did he say?

Robin: I don't know, I didn't listen.

Eddie : Steve is playing hard to get.

Eddie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Steve: whoa. look at that. who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Eddie: that would be my home.

Steve: oh and it is LOVELY. you know, you're really quite a decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder.

Nancy: I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan

Steve: Woah! Where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?

Nancy: … You wanted fake blood?

Steve:...

Nancy: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the woman i married!

Robin: fine, we’ll get a divorce then! and i am taking Steve with me!

Steve, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: i think it’s time we stopped playing